Post-Bridgerton Binge Blues
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Boys, Bridgerton, Bonus Episode - Oh my!
If you haven’t watched Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story…first of all, pop your popcorn. Second of all, binge the show STAT so you can simp over Prince George and cry like a baby with us. This episode, these Not Really Roomies chat about the concept of the “cool girl”, rant about dating apps, and take a deep dive into Bridgerton. Listen in as Llan and Kath reveal their favourite Bridgerton men and review its recently released prequel spin-off based on Queen Charlotte.
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Intro
00:00
It was crazy. Like I had no idea that they were roommates. Not really.
Llana
00:23
Oh wow. Hello! Welcome to a bonus. Episode. Isn't that crazy? We're so generous.
Kathryn
32
Making up for my shooting mood from last week.
Llana
00:37
Surprise two and one pew, pew, pew. Um, I am just going to start off by saying a big old cheesy "Thank you!"
Kathryn
48
Aw soft!
Llana
48
Ew- hahaha! To our lovely friends and listeners. Now there's a couple of them that have been really, really helpful. And I have been giving us feedback Rose, obviously, Audrene, Amy, Lina from work, Henry? A loyal listener.
Kathryn
01:14
Who just always happens to text me, right when we're recording.
Llana
01:17
Yeah, what great timing. Exactly Marcela, obviously, and Kaylee actually! Love you to bits. Yeah, you're amazing. If you guys haven't- Oh my God. That's a long pause. You need to cut that out. If you guys haven't reviewed it-
Kathryn
01:39
Girly half of my job editing, these podcasts is like, cutting down your long pauses.
Llana
01:46
Haha- Oh my god! if you haven't reviewed it, make sure you give us a five star review, and keep on sharing friends because we really need it. Love you.
Kathryn
01:58
We finally have a TikTok put together. So there's one.
Llana
02:03
Yes. Please follow our TikTok.
Kathryn
02:04
Yeah, and we're currently Loki, trying to get our username from somebody who I think is like, 13 on Reddit.
Llana
02:16
Oh, are you serious?
Kathryn
02:18
Yeah, they don't have any followers. They don't have any posts, they don't have anything, but they're hanging on to the, Not Really Roommates username.
Llana
02:26
Damn it.
Kathryn
02:28
Just give it to me, just give me the user to name and all will be fine.
Llana
02:35
And for what.
Kathryn
02:36
What are they using it for literally nothing? They don't know what a waste. Okay, well.
Llana
02:42
That's horrible, but moving on to our episode. What are we talking about Kathryn?
Enter Speaker Name
02:47
Life will go on. Um- how was your day sweetie?
Llana
02:53
It was actually really good. It was kind of long one, but I had an amazing therapy session made my day Orli said it was the best session I have ever had.
Kathryn
03:05
And that says a lot of considering it's been what? Two years, two and a half years?
Llana
03:10
She honestly was like, you know what, you have hard time opening up, and I was like, "Absolutely, if you haven't noticed.
Kathryn
03:12
Is water wet? Is the sky blue? Llana? Feelings? Hmm...
Llana
03:27
Oh my god yeah. And she was like, "We're finally getting somewhere! Somewhere a bit deeper, and I was like, "Me? Emotions?"
Kathryn
03:36
Have you ever cried in therapy?
Enter Speaker Name
03:36
Never.
Enter Speaker Name
03:36
Ok neither have I.
Llana
03:40
Really? Okay. I thought there was something wrong with me because I was like, I just like- even to a therapist, I just maybe it is some sort of self-preserving mechanism that I am like, "I am too strong to cry, even in therapy!" You know.
Kathryn
03:56
I will go to therapy but I draw the line at crying.
Llana
03:59
Exactly, exactly. How's your day?
Kathryn
04:02
Oh- mine was fine. What happened, um- Oh I booked flights to go see my sister!
Llana
04:14
Yay.
Kathryn
04:15
That's gonna be sweet. I literally didn't think about this all the way through. So I am going to see Rose in Montreal in July, and that's going to be sweet. And then I am going to Toronto to see my sister. Exactly seven days after I get back.
Llana
04:30
Wow, wow, wow, she's booked and busy.
Kathryn
04:36
Yes, but she's booked in busy with in, like, 21 days. I go on two different trips.
Llana
04:43
Yeah that's a bit much.
Kathryn
04:45
I haven't gone on trips since I was in Grade 10. I am now 25. I said, "Let's do them all at once. Let's just do it all together.
Llana
04:52
Again. The theme is she's making up for it.
Kathryn
05:02
I was just making up for it.
Llana
05:05
Exactly. You got to live your life to the fullest! As Kathryn says: YOLO.
Kathryn
05:10
It started ironically and now it's not and now it's a problem.
Llana
05:10
Now you can't stop.
Kathryn
05:16
I can't stop.
Llana
05:17
Yeah. Okay wait what are we talking about this episode?
Kathryn
05:22
So I have written down being a chill girl. Because I have some thoughts.And I also really want to try and rope you into watching The Bachelorette this season so that we can actually talk about it.
Llana
05:36
Yes, for the people listening, I have watched one episode- or..not one episode- one season of The Bachelor and that's pretty much it, and I am down to do it again.
Kathryn
05:46
Was that with me?
Llana
05:50
And a frat house. Yes.
Kathryn
05:53
Okay. So- last season, during the finale they like the host in the guy whatever were going to a bunch of watch parties just to surprise people. Oh my God I would have paid because they went to like I don't know, a bachelorette. And then they went to like a sorority house, and then they went to like I don't know. It was all very like girly, right? I would have paid so much money to have had them show up to, like, any, any of the UBC Frats because they all watch it. All collectively, all together. And would that not be so funny? Just thinking that we're going to a university watch party, you walk in and all these like, juiced frat bros.
Llana
06:41
Oh my god. And the odd girlfriend here and there. Yeah.
Kathryn
06:50
Nine times out of ten there's like three girls and then like 30 dudes just all watching The Bachelorette or The Bachelor, and they have their favorites, some of them make brackets. Like so into it, and then they immediately will watch UFC after I am like, "Ah yes, back to regular scheduled programming".
Llana
07:07
Oh my gosh. Yeah, UBC Frats. Your secret is now. Unveiled?
Kathryn
07:13
Yeah. Will anybody else hear this besides us who knows? That was how we used to watch it. Was just at frat houses. That's actually how I got into it.
Llana
07:22
Yeah, I mean that was the only season I have ever watched was with the frat and ever since then, I haven't had much of an interest but it was really fun, not gonna lie, so I would be down to start it up again.
Kathryn
07:37
Okay. Well, let me see when the newest season starts because I will rope you into this and I will make you watch it, okay? Ah, so it airs on June 26th. So we have time.
Llana
07:51
I could be down to have Bachelor nights.
Kathryn
07:51
Right?
Llana
08:01
We can start it up minus the fat bros.
Kathryn
08:06
Yeah, we're going to do that on our own. You mean I have to buy my own boxed wine and in my own brownies?
Llana
08:10
Damn it.
Kathryn
08:15
It was so funny.
Enter Speaker Name
08:17
It was a little weird and random but-
Enter Speaker Name
08:17
So wholesome though.
Enter Speaker Name
08:22
Yeah!
Enter Speaker Name
08:22
For frat activities?
Llana
08:24
I agree.
Kathryn
08:26
And then you'd like meet other girlfriends or other like friends who were in different sororities and then you'd like co-mingle or whatever but it was mostly just like- especially the end during the rose ceremonies. Oh my God do you remember? They'd have a line of the guys who like hadn't really been watching it just comes in at the end. either they are like come back from studying or the gym or like they run the shower whatever most of them don't have shirts on, and they're just like, "She needs to stay! She's here for the right reasons!" Oh so funny.
Llana
08:51
That one season, I just can't. He was the guy that kept kissing people with his eyes open, right?
Kathryn
09:08
Oh my God, was that Clayton? No- No! was it Matt?
Llana
09:15
I think so. I think that was his name. Yes.
Kathryn
09:21
Have you seen the TikToks where it's like, "Girls going into a kiss versus boys going in to a kiss?"
Llana
09:24
Ugh EW! Not the face? No, I can't. I can't even imagine it. The half-open half-closed eyes and then just like the face that they make so wistful. No man should ever- I should never see a man do that. Ever.
Enter Speaker Name
09:44
I know I am like, why? Like my eyes shouldn't be open but they are and so are yours apparently!
Llana
09:48
Yeah, such an ick. Ew okay. That is gross. Let's get out of this conversation. I hate it.
Kathryn
10:03
Anyways we'll start watching it and then we'll have recaps.
Llana
10:06
Yes- and then we will talk about Bridgerton because we both finally finished it officially.
Kathryn
10:09
Somebody who was it, I think was Amy. She's like, every time I say anything about Amy on the podcast, few days after we post it, she texts me. She's like, "Oh my God, thanks for the shoutout!" Not that she sounds like that at all. But, you know-
Llana
10:23
I love it.
Kathryn
10:27
But she checks me on it. She's like, you mean Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story?
Llana
10:32
Well, okay I want to talk about Bridgerton too. You know, I- we will definitely be talking about Queen Charlotte for the most of it, but I think they tie Hand-in-hand together.
Kathryn
10:43
Well, I hope so because they are all the same.
Llana
10:50
They are one and the same but- Yeah.
Kathryn
10:51
The writing of the men has been getting increasingly better.
Enter Speaker Name
10:58
I agree. Yes. Wait. Yes, I agree.
Kathryn
11:02
Yes having um- what is his name? The first one.
Llana
11:09
Um. Simon?
Kathryn
11:10
The Duke of whatchamacallit.
Llana
11:13
I forget.
Kathryn
11:15
Duke of Hastings! Having him be like, I burn for you. Like yes, okay. Did that get me in the tummy? Of course. But then you have Anthony being like, you are the bane of my existence and the like source of all my whatever-
Llana
11:23
Desires, or something like that.
Kathryn
11:39
You are the, like. Bane of my existence in the something, something about my desires, and ya gotta look this up, because it's just, it's so good. I don't remember.
Llana
11:47
It's So good. I agree, though. I mean, I feel like we can talk a little bit more about this.
Kathryn
11:54
It's the bane of my existence in the object of all my desires.
Llana
11:57
Yes, it killed me. They just get increasingly better.
Kathryn
12:00
If anybody said that to me, I would be like whatever you want. I don't care.
Llana
12:05
Care. Yeah, I know. So good. I feel like once we get into this entire chat, we need to talk about all these men and how they are increasingly better and which ones are. Favorite? I think we can end off on that.
Kathryn
12:22
Okay- I have so many feelings.
Llana
12:31
About being a "chill girl".
Kathryn
12:34
Okay, what did I- obviously okay this was "Totally A News Article!"So anyways it's not TikTok of course because that's where I get all my information from.
Llana
12:48
Very credible.
Kathryn
12:56
Exactly. So again it was a news article at all. Someone had said similarly to last time (where they were like, why is it that basic stuff is largely just stuff girls like to do?) why is it that once when a guy says that they're looking for a chill girl. It's largely just a girl who will just do whatever he's into with little to no argument. But like you guys ever do what girls like a little to no argument. And is there a special name for it? Like.
Llana
13:36
I, I see where you're going with this. No, I think I saw, I saw a similar TikTok because another girl was like, Oh if another girl calls another girl, a chill girl. Then that girl is really cool.But. when a guy.
Kathryn
13:54
Calls a girl a "chill girl"?
Llana
13:58
Mmm- something is really off.
Kathryn
13:59
So she just does the stuff that you have deemed acceptable.
Llana
14:04
Yeah. And it's nothing on the girl too. It's always the dude who- They have this set idea of what they want women to be.
Kathryn
14:19
And if you just happened to just totally by coincidence, we're not going down the like slippery slope of a "pick me girl", who will like do those things for the sole purpose of male validation. But if you're just vibing and you happen to like, I don't know, F1 or you happen to like football, or you happen to like beer, you happen to like, yeah, s*** like that. It's like, oh, she's so chill. She's so cool. But then largely, I also then- diverting, I saw another thing that was like, if there are problems in a relationship and the guy is like, "Oh my God things have just gotten so much better. Like she just doesn't seem to really care what I do anymore and it's great!" It's like, bro, she's broken up with you and her had already. Don't worry about it.
Llana
15:05
Ooh. I know such a slippery slope like the decision has been made by that point.
Kathryn
15:14
Yep. Can attest to that one.
Llana
15:16
Yeah. But going like, going back to the being a chill girl, though. I just hate that again. Like, what we said in our last episode. I don't know why, but people love to put women in a tiny little puny little box. And once you're in a certain box, especially in a man's point of view, You're never getting out. You're going to be a basic girl or a going to be a cool girl or going to be a pick me girl. Like it doesn't, I hate it so much.
Kathryn
15:47
And like I feel like you can only ever get worse. You can't start off as a pick me girl and then become a chill girl. Yeah, you know?
Llana
15:59
I wholeheartedly agree. It's the worst thing ever. I don't know, do you have any other thoughts?
Kathryn
16:08
Just like, why is it, why does it have to be labeled?
Llana
16:13
I don't know man.
Llana
16:14
Can't we all just- if you care about if you're in a relationship and you care about the other person and whatnot. Yeah, obviously you're gonna be interested in stuff that they're interested in and vice versa as it should be. It shouldn't just be like a, oh, she's a chill girl. She like doesn't give an s*** if I go watch football every Sunday. Or like she's a chill girl, she doesn't care that I go play hockey seven days a week.
Llana
16:45
I know and I think you just like, put so much pressure in an, a heteronormative kind of perspective. Oh, yeah, and a heteronormative kind of situation. We're talking about straight relationships here, okay? We really know. Yeah. Well, like a lot of the times. There's always. I don't know. I feel like girls a lot of the times when they look at things they want in a guy. A lot of us always look for qualities. I am not trying to generalize for everyone here, okay? But like if you ask a girl, what they want in a man, it's always like, "oh I want him to be funny. I want them to be this in this". But I don't know why, and maybe it's just because we're still pretty young, and men's brains develop later than women's and it takes them a little time to figure all of this out. But if you asked like a guy, in this day and age what they look for in a girl: It's usually like something physical or like they have like a certain type or what like a girl dresses like. Like it's so different.
Kathryn
18:09
Girls are like he has to treat me with respect, and he has to be nice to me- the like, bare f****** minimum. And a guy will be like, she's gotta have huge tits, just-
Llana
18:20
I was literally gonna say: boobs.
Kathryn
18:26
I can only do so much in that department, like I am sorry.
Llana
18:28
Yeah, and that is not the case for a lot of these men. It's just like...for a really big majority of them. Right now at least-
Kathryn
18:37
It's the physical aspect is like but what do you want? Like what if you fit like visually you have a perfect person but her personality just doesn't jive with yours for anyway. Yeah he's in like doesn't matter that like then what and?
Llana
18:53
They just like all this talk about being a chill girl. Like she needs to be super cool.
Kathryn
18:58
Needs to like.
Llana
19:01
Love sports and then like.
Kathryn
19:03
No agency of her own. You know? Like just yeah like what are you looking for here? I don't understand. Yeah.
Llana
19:15
It's impossible.
Kathryn
19:16
It's so impossible. I have deleted every dating app that I had. Wait, did you actually I did not know this? Yeah. Oh, yeah, because it was almost like Looking for short-term open too long. Short term open too long. Don't know what I am looking for, can't think casual blob. Yeah. And then, like, just for s**** and giggles pee, like a, the age up to like 50 still. Yeah. Still, you got like balding men being like, looking for something fun. I am like my brother in Christ. No fun. She left with your hairline. Like.
Llana
19:53
I want to tell you. I can't I don't. No. OK, this is another good conversation dating apps these days. I hope I am so glad. I am out of the woods without one, not gonna lie. Thank you, Matthew, that's f******.
Kathryn
20:09
Burger here. I am not gonna lie. I was even on Ryan, even then, like nobody answers you on Raya? I am like, yeah, what's the point in paying $30 a month to be on the good one? When I know? I am like, sorry I don't have lip injections. Yeah.
Llana
20:28
I feel like for a Time University though, everyone was on. It was the Talk of the Town like everyone who was anyone down? How old are you? 65 already been.
Kathryn
21:01
Ginger was not just a pile of sticks used to start of crying.
Llana
21:06
Oh my god.
Kathryn
21:08
Of love between two people.
Llana
21:11
Tinder is the worst of them all. I honestly, I was on Tinder even like while I reconnected with Matthew and started for a seeing him. And the burnout is so real, it's super fun. Swiping with your friends, but it's so humbling. Yeah, I agree. She went like, I think it's what hinge is like, based on the algorithm this is your best match. I am like really b****. This is my best match how I don't think so babes. Are we seeing the same people who a cover my eyes working as much as your eyes aren't as like the?
Kathryn
21:53
Magnate map in here and yeah.
Llana
21:56
Hinge do you so dirty? Sometimes I would, although I will say I love, it could go either way, but I love the voice memo.
Kathryn
22:06
Feature on him, it wouldn't f****** know. I have got a lifetime ban from hinging. Can't use it anymore. So.
Llana
22:13
Like dude, how did that? To happen. Catherine. It's showing one of my guy friends I profile because he's like, very, he's like big brother Vibes. Yes, it was rolling your eyes on the inside, and he was like going through my matches. He said, Catherine, these guys are trash. Like why not just these people, they suck? Oh my God, he's just like, f*** it. I am gonna start matching for you and just like, does the thing where he just like matches everybody who comes behind.
Kathryn
22:49
No. Huh? Like I don't know what you're doing, and then he just starts to talk into some dude that I matched with. Yeah. And just absolutely love roasting the s*** out of order, and he's just lightning thumbs just like bang, bang, bang, bang, bang message after message, just being like, Oh, I am the prettiest girl, you will ever talk to like, talking to me is a privilege. You should be thankful like, Kiss the ground.
Llana
23:15
I walk on my s*** like that and.
Kathryn
23:17
Then this poor kid, just He's like, yeah, you're right. I am probably the ugliest guy you have ever.
Llana
23:22
Talked to open even Beyond dating.
Kathryn
23:26
Apps because it's just so Bleak. And I am .
Llana
23:28
Like, hold the plug now, is not funny anymore. This is, there was like.
Kathryn
23:37
oh God. It was, you know, that I was see. I was at reception and these to come over, and he shoves this phone in my face and says, hey, Please. Look at this and the conversation was super, super normal. The guy was just like, oh, how are you? The reply, great, but you're ugly, bye.
Llana
24:04
Like you a******. I told him today to, I was like I hate you because you.
Kathryn
24:08
Army Band on the most decent out of all the day. Yeah. It's like no b****. I did you a favor. I saw the guys you were talking to you needed to be.
Llana
24:15
Taken out of. Yeah. Well, say hinge is the sort of most decent.
Kathryn
24:21
On there, right? Even Bumble nowadays. I am like.
Llana
24:24
There's yeah, I am here. I think what makes it sort of decent is.
Kathryn
24:30
because I don't know. It's just like, Tinder.
Llana
24:35
So slimy and gross. Like, what? Like literally, it's so nasty and the photos that I would see on there. It's literally, like, from the, under the chin shot, do you.
Kathryn
24:52
Like, going through dating apps? Like, you really sat down, Down to build a profile and you'd hand chose this photo and you're like, Yep, this is the one that will find me a person.
Llana
25:04
Today. I don't know, do you have friends? Because when girls with girls like you, the thing is, when girls make these dating profiles, it's a group effort. Everyone's picking out the photos were thinking of captions putting in our Spotify songs or favorite artists in there.
Kathryn
25:27
And even distances. No bounds for this because Rose. Yeah, it's on the other side of the country. Yeah, base time to me. And then screenshot like shared her screen while she was building your profile. So we could do it together from yes. It's sides of the whole last country. So yeah. Dedication to showing off the goods is real men. It's.
Llana
25:50
Room. Nachas just.
Kathryn
25:51
Me exactly room meet me up here and it's fine.
Llana
25:55
Exactly. And it's not easy. Part of that more, and they're doing it exactly. They're going literally into the center of the Earth because when I tell you even like the black that just like the black screen shot and then just like 65 and then their Instagram handle. I am like I am not gonna open my Instagram app, search up your name, go through your account. I will all with like a black screen as your Tinder profile. Gonna do that. I am not gonna lie. I am a short b****, I am gonna The 411 on a good day with platforms on. Like, yeah, I don't care if you're 65. If anything. That's a problem. Yeah. Yeah, stop with this night. Jimmy forehead kisses and.
Kathryn
26:45
Actually take me out on dates that you then don't ask me to eat your answer, you the difference for after the fact because like.
Llana
26:51
Exactly it all goes back to that double standard of. We literally just want you to be a normal.
Kathryn
26:58
Person. Wow.
Llana
27:04
Yeah but sending thoughts and.
Kathryn
27:06
Prayers to you because red.
Llana
27:09
Pinch Yeah, you know.
Kathryn
27:12
Like, maybe I will meet my husband in law school and maybe I will become a nun. I don't know. Maybe you need to get out on the golf course more often. Yeah. That's the thing is like, I am ready for it. Also, the golf course by me, which you know, of, yes, sassy email the other day, when I was like, Hey, like how much are listens? You're like, yeah, you look on the website underneath each individual instructor, there will be a sub folder that Indicates exactly what their fees are for this upcoming season. I am like, oh f***. Would I know that? How would I know? Yeah, that's a little weird. I am gonna go look at a different golf course now. B****** exactly purple golf clubs and my lack of all. Coordination will go elsewhere.
Llana
27:59
Gotta work on that nine iron swing. Oh my God, Matt is going to be so happy that we mentioned golf in this.
Kathryn
28:08
Episode. I wonder if Matt could just teach me.
Llana
28:11
He probably could honestly you know for like an hour and a half. Oh absolutely. I have gotten so much better at my golf swing. Yeah. I you don't like chop wood with it anymore. Absolutely. Not and me as a Filipino girl. Again, golf is not in my vocabulary. It's not him. I killed sharing. She can play basketball. God. Not in her repertoire. Oh my God. I did. It is not in my blood.
Kathryn
28:40
You should have seen me swing my first, golf, swing. My laptop's dying. I am just going to plug it in, but I can't hear you.
Llana
28:47
Okay, yeah, I am just gonna keep talking here. Yeah, we can take a pause. It's fine. No, I fix it. We're fine, amazing.
Kathryn
28:58
I literally have a laptop plugged in, but my charger was not plugged into the.
Llana
29:01
Outlet chaos. But yes back to my golf swing. It's not so bad I hit. What was it? 100 over 100 yards. Yes. Yeah, the last time I was at a driving range, I know I should have taken a video but honestly, it's still, I am still in the closet. But actually not really just, you know, just the thing just golf. Yeah, exactly. Sorry yeah, we need to quit sleeping the. Okay, well I had I told myself to see only way I was gonna make it through having woke up.
Kathryn
29:55
Work at 5 AM Yeah, that's great. All pushed it to six and it's been fine. But for your birthday woke up, and I was like, okay, well, Ian is gonna want me to stay out, so I have to beat ya 5 and then until like told myself midnight and ended up to 30 cm. And today, you.
Llana
30:15
Did, you stay down until 2 AM it was?
Kathryn
30:19
Great. There's amazing. Yeah, but yeah, we.
Llana
30:24
Went so off topic. Eric. Oh.
Kathryn
30:25
My God. It seems that I wasn't worried. Jana was before he hit record. She was like, I am going to talk about, I don't have a.
Llana
30:31
Breakdown. I can't talk about it in this other stuff, because this should be here for this, and I didn't watch sex life. Like I said, I was going to.
Kathryn
30:38
but I am like, we're gonna start rambling about you. We always do, it's just.
Llana
30:43
Yeah, I am still working on that. Okay, I am type A, if you haven't noticed, With all of my Excel, spreadsheets and all of my notes and all my things.
Kathryn
30:58
One of these days we're gonna have to, we should start posting the videos to YouTube because Jana gets such an attitude when she's got Nails on, and it's so good.
Llana
31:06
Oh, it's great. I clickety-clack everywhere, and she's young, we will .
Kathryn
31:11
Be at work, and she will be telling me something about, like, some a****** who like yelled at, or over the phone, or like sent us a seat, and she will be like pointing the.
Llana
31:19
Fingers and thumb on the hand.
Kathryn
31:21
And like, click in.
Llana
31:22
The hand motions. She's like, this is ridiculous. I don't know what he said, but that was.
Kathryn
31:28
Insane, and I am saying no, I am like.
Llana
31:31
That is so accurate. Are you lacking? Oh my God, I love it. Vo gang. You know.
Kathryn
31:43
I am trying to do it.
Llana
31:45
Levels.
Kathryn
31:45
And your dance friends are like That's cute.
Llana
31:49
and they like would go off and be like, I give up. Oh no we welcome it.
Kathryn
31:55
All worse. We love all dance. Yeah, any of the names but I absolutely loved all of them. There you go. Marcus Mariah is told Cindy Rachel semi me. Yeah, they're amazing.
Llana
32:10
But yeah. Anyways, back to what we were talking about? No, um, you know What I guess right to talk about. Yes, my mom is bound and determined for me to either marry a doctor, a lawyer or a dentist because, hey me, it has dentist, man. Who is? Yeah, he has a name, his name is Taylor, he's lovely. I swear like, 89 talked about this, he's written by a woman and that woman was a me. I love to hear it. And my mom is like near it.
Kathryn
32:48
Just got with something decent like Taylor Who's got a good job and a good head on her shoulders and has Direction in life because you're dating losers. I am like, well.
Llana
32:58
That's not nice. What Whitney. That's a little harsh girl, even me. I Rose Catherine a lot, but damn, but maybe it's a wake up call that you need anything. I am in a relationship.
Kathryn
33:11
I forget that. My mom is always right. And I am never gonna hear the end of this if she was into this one, but like this. Woman. I swear to God she can smell b*******. Honestly, mom. Yeah, it actually surfaces.
Llana
33:26
Yeah. What, you're so right about this? Because the moment my mother met Matt. She was like she was texting in the family group chat. Like, oh my gosh! He cooked us breakfast. Breakfast. Bonus points to Matthew. He also cleaned the dishes 20-plus points for Matthew. Oh, only my family group f****** okay. So mad has points but your parents can't remember what my name is. Okay their fans. Trust me. There are also fans of you, but they're trying. They're trying to work on the name, Anna Neil. Come on. Yeah, that is Catherine at the way that Caitlyn, but yeah, moms are always right.
Kathryn
34:14
Yeah, always right? And it's so annoying.
Llana
34:18
Yes, because you don't want to hear it at the time, but if we think about it, they have also literally been through the trenches. It's so weird to think about because there were also like our age at some point in their.
Kathryn
34:29
Lives. I know. I am like, what? Yeah, yeah, it's a little strange, but they know answer is if they made our mistakes and want to keep us from making the same ones. You mean they are there human. What? Shocking information?
Llana
34:51
Yeah.
Kathryn
34:53
Whitney, she's always right. Listen to her.
Llana
34:58
Yeah, but.
Kathryn
34:59
Yeah. Bridger-teton, do you want to talk about that? I just wish I had a man like Antony Burton. Oh my God.
Llana
35:09
Okay. Do you think he's your favorite really?
Kathryn
35:12
Why? Because I just I love the Were they enemies to not really enemies but I love the like I kind of hate you and then it's like, yeah kidding. I love you with every fiber of my being Clark. Yeah, I think.
Llana
35:29
He's a good in between George and Simon because Simon was like, I am so passionate, like come here, I will kiss you. I am literally word for word and then you have George who's just Such a ball of sunshine, I just want to hug him it kind of reminds me of Matt and maybe that's why I don't know maybe that's why Queen Charlotte hit so hard was because he's just so pure. He's so cute.
Kathryn
36:05
But I think his.
Llana
36:06
Planets. Yeah he literally lived for Charlotte but I.
Kathryn
36:11
Think wrinkled of bipolar disorder probably yeah I.
Llana
36:17
Don't know if anyone I think. When they, the historians, I was reading into this before we started this episode naturally, but yes, I do not. Apparently, the NIH is whatever that company is. Research claims that King.
Kathryn
36:38
George's history.
Llana
36:44
I have no.
Kathryn
36:44
Idea, probably, yeah, apparently, he experienced something like.
Llana
36:51
Hypomania /, bipolar disorder.
Kathryn
36:55
But I also know that it was a blood disorder where like toxins would enter the blood and Trigger Like periods of like manic episodes.
Llana
37:06
Oh wait, yeah. No, because they as well.
Kathryn
37:09
Discovered a bunch of.
Llana
37:11
Arsenic. I think was that if you said?
Kathryn
37:13
Slowly being poisoned, but I will cause the whole evil doctor thing is like real like that happened. Yeah, so I wonder if one of the treatments was like, trying to poison the, oh scary part of him with arsenic. But it was just poisoning, making it worse. I don't forget, though, that is a very good theory, but I.
Llana
37:36
Don't know if any historians actually really.
Kathryn
37:40
Know what happened to him. But.
Llana
37:43
Yeah, King George, I think is my personal favorite, but I can see why Anthony would be yours because he's kind of like, he still is such a simple for Kate, but they're both so independent and.
Kathryn
37:57
It's like power couple Vibes. You know, look, man, if it's not a To you now.
Llana
38:04
Spell this out.
Kathryn
38:05
My type is like the like brooding like tough bad boy, a kind boy, but like the don't f*** with me Vibe.
Llana
38:16
But yeah, you love a good Finance, bro.
Kathryn
38:19
Hmm. Finance row like gym rat? Like oh if he play is he's like an athlete of some sort? Yeah. See.
Llana
38:31
We have total. All composite which is hate works. But I think it's my works but like so that's the vibe.
Kathryn
38:39
Of him as an individual where he's like, yeah, totally like masculine Vibes. Like very sure of himself, very confident. Yeah, borderline coffee, that kind of hot but the yeah, like, I am the weakness, you.
Llana
38:52
Know. Yes, that is. Your type when you are the weakness and.
Kathryn
38:58
Weakness, and I am the priority I am like He would bend over backwards to like, save not save me because like I don't get into s*** like that.
Llana
39:08
But like, yeah, we're gonna need a missile in distress, can't they don't care about. Yeah, yeah.
Kathryn
39:29
I am the weakness and I am a prayer. Yeah, that's***. Anyways yeah.
Llana
39:35
yeah see that's my thing. Those kind of men really scare me, which is weird because I have heard people.
Kathryn
39:43
Are usually scared of me.
Llana
39:46
So I shouldn't be scared of other people, you know, you are, you are black, cat, golden retriever energy.
Kathryn
39:54
With you, Matt. Like Matt is our goal. Yeah. And you're the like angry little black cat that just like you hisses at.
Llana
40:00
People. My God I hate to say it actually I don't hate to say it. My lovely little said.
Kathryn
40:07
It best. I am a feminist first in a hater second.
Llana
40:15
And it's so true because I listen, I like to see the best in people.
Kathryn
40:22
But.
Llana
40:24
I will not shy away from hating on people not because of Any physical. Mistakes. But or things that are out of their control. But if your personality is s***, if.
Kathryn
40:38
Your Valley, I am a row start trash. If you don't have morals and those are all conscious choices you have made as an individual, who will hate on you for it? Exactly.
Llana
40:49
Yeah, I am a villain, but with morals, and it's true whether we follow our.
Kathryn
40:59
Morals, most of the.
Llana
41:00
Time, most of the time, Time I am not perfect either I have my own flaws, but yeah. Yeah, yeah. But in terms of.
Kathryn
41:11
Like, what I look for in a partner.
Llana
41:13
I think I just, I need like a lighter energy. You know, there's some deep dark things I didn't want to bring you down. Luckily more chill like neutral level, you know. Yeah, exactly. Toss some color in your life. Yeah. And that's why I like King George because when he was like.
Kathryn
41:35
You're a rare Jewel or something like that. To.
Llana
41:38
Queen. Charlotte was like.
Kathryn
41:41
The way he would say like you are beautiful as yeah. You look beautiful or like. Yeah. Our Exquisite as opposed to you. Look Exquisite. It's so good.
Llana
41:52
Yeah. At first, when I was watching Queen Charlotte, I don't know if you felt this way but the first three episodes I was kind of.
Kathryn
42:00
Like oh my God like not this back and forth between.
Llana
42:04
So-and-so again, because we kind of got.
Kathryn
42:06
That in season one and two and yes, sure it was super intense and super.
Llana
42:11
Great. But I was just like, it's just.
Kathryn
42:13
So much back and forth. I don't know if I can do this again and this guy, he's being a douche. Yeah, we're getting the same art but.
Llana
42:21
once that.
Kathryn
42:22
Episode that centers around George comes around. I am trying not to spoil it here. F*** it. Yeah.
Llana
42:29
You know what? It's whatever. But once.
Kathryn
42:31
Like six episodes, if you haven't seen it yet, like, hurry up. Exactly. Please go do it and it's amazing and episode for absolutely ruin me. Yeah. But the finale ruining the horizontal crying. Yeah. And I like, I will cry if I have to I am like a believer in if you have to cry, just cry. You will feel so much better after. But like exactly usually TV shows and movies. Don't get me. Yeah. Oh, But when she yeah like when she kept saying like I have not heard yet that you say you don't love me, and she just had all my and push it, and he finally snapped. What did he say like my heart? Like Screams for you or.
Llana
43:25
Something? Like, something like that. We like some real.
Kathryn
43:30
Classic. What would your chin line before I quote these? I should really look them up first. Yeah.
Llana
43:37
And it just hurts because he loves her so much, but he's too scared to hurt her and put her through that. It's just too much. I also am not a big crier.
Kathryn
43:48
With shows and stuff.
Llana
43:49
But let me, let me let you in on a little secret.
Kathryn
43:53
I and Matt were.
Llana
43:54
It, I saw tears in my man's eyes. Yeah, and it's just so good, I think, I think what stood out to me was like, yeah, it wasn't. There was a lot of drama still, but it was a bit more.
Kathryn
44:15
Intimate and.
Llana
44:18
Like a little bit more.
Kathryn
44:19
Realistic. You know what I mean? Yeah, well yeah. When he's like, hang on. I think I found it when he said I am a Madman. I am a danger. In my mind. There are different worlds, creeping in the heavens, and the Earth. Collided don't know where I am and Charlotte goes. I will stand with you between the Heaven and the earth. I will tell you. Oh my God.
Llana
44:43
oh my God. And then the last that last scene, where's.
Kathryn
44:51
I have got it? I have been here. It. Yeah. Like your line will live on our line. Knowing you didn't go over the wall. No, George I did not go.
Llana
45:01
Over and then it flashes back. So this scene is when it's showing them in the present. So they're older but there's one little scene with in that scene where it switches to their younger self and I just.
Kathryn
45:21
Huh, my poor heart. Oh, where he said my heart calls your name.
Llana
45:26
Yeah, give.
Kathryn
45:28
Me a Burly like looking, masculine ass m************ man, who's a my heart calls your name, or I am lost without you. It's.
Llana
45:41
Literally all a Girl Wants. It's a dream and like.
Kathryn
45:46
Oh, here's another tangent. I will go off on a person who is very passionate about romance novels. Yes, go off.
Llana
45:55
This is your territory.
Kathryn
45:56
It's literally like we have quite literal handbooks on what women, what women want and like. Yeah. Types to fit with whatever. Yeah. Yeesh throw people are into, or what people look for in their partner. It's literally all written out plain-ass English, or whatever language people speak. Yeah. And yet, the genre of romance novels gets s*** on so hard by men, when it's like, oh it is right there. What you could do to ya, your life so much easier, if you want a woman in your life like, do you want an entire library of?
Llana
46:40
How did ya literal? How to guides on how to make women happy? Oh no!
Kathryn
46:47
And it never has anything to do with really, with, like money or like, yeah, the top gifts, or like s*** like that. It's like just how you treat people and like, expressing your emotions expressing. How she means to you expressing. Like, That s*** is just like, so.
Llana
47:08
Wait, that's so true. Because now I am like thinking about.
Kathryn
47:10
It and like no men at least none that I know.
Llana
47:17
And again, this is coming from.
Kathryn
47:19
Like a heteronormative perspective like straight men, none of them that I know, Read like erotic, novels, or like Ramen romance. No.
Llana
47:35
Romance novels.
Kathryn
47:36
Yes, want to get laid? Yeah, read a romance novel.
Llana
47:40
And if they're not that bad, yeah.
Kathryn
47:45
not do not like over the top, gooshie romance throwing up s***. Like there's some yeah. Saucy s*** in there. Absolutely.
Llana
47:56
Like all tingles in your spine.
Kathryn
47:58
Out of the like mafia boss.
Llana
48:01
Ones. Don't even say that you're done. You're so done the.
Kathryn
48:09
Mafia boss, ones are really good. I also really like the whole like billionaire, CEO Trope, but it has literally nothing to do with the fact that he's got a billion dollars. It has to do with like that. I feel like Macho Madness of like this is my company and I run it, and I am going to like say what goes, and then he's like just all about his woman afterwards I am dead. Yes also I love a man in a suit.
Llana
48:34
Maybe yes, we do. That's.
Kathryn
48:37
Why I am stuck with dudes? Who are financed Bros but.
Llana
48:42
If it works for you also, how's it work? I just want to say I commend. I.
Kathryn
48:48
Commend how much, you know, and how much you read spicy novels.
Llana
48:56
I think I mean, we're definitely talking about this with our episode with rose next week, should that happen. Hopefully.
Kathryn
49:03
Happens. Different. She likes a very different genre that I do. Yeah. That's more like I wouldn't go as far to say sci-fi, but she likes like Greek mythology stuff. Oh my God. And do it because I can't like, put myself in to the story all that much. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if I would be into that.
Llana
49:23
I am sure. I read one Colleen Hoover book. And I was like, hmm. Like I loved it.
Kathryn
49:29
But I don't know if I read it in my spare time. I will send you a few.
Llana
49:35
Oh, here we go.
Kathryn
49:37
Again, more homework. Yeah. Yeah, it's fine. I will send you the audiobook and then you will really get into it.
Llana
49:45
Okay, I have a week, I am going to watch sex life.
Kathryn
49:48
and I am going to read at least one novel. Okay, one spicy novel? Yeah. Yep. I think that's all I had to go off of today.
Llana
50:03
I think that was a pretty decent episode. Yeah. I mean again, this is kind of like.
Kathryn
50:07
Our little treat for you.
Llana
50:09
Guys need to make up for last week, making it for Moody cat. She's no longer a building, she has exited and amazing. Fun Lively Catherine is back.
Kathryn
50:23
Back in a month. It's fine.
Llana
50:25
Yeah, she's not like.
Kathryn
50:27
Maybe. Yeah, cool. So let us know if you have anything else. You want to hear us? Talk about or yes I am the comments questions queries.
Llana
50:39
Yeah. You know what it seems like next?
Kathryn
50:43
Episode is going to be kind of like a spicy.
Llana
50:47
Juicy kind of episode. So you if you have any questions.
Kathryn
50:51
About light Relationships or spicy time. Mom, please. Don't watch this. Oh my God. Yeah, well, yeah. Reason. Yeah, no. Parents all my brothers who to produce this, and he's sorry, I am .
Llana
51:13
Sorry. Andrew, but yes, we're gonna I guess we can post it on her Instagram as well, but we want to have you.
Kathryn
51:21
Guys ask us questions, so we can an answer them, you know, I will put it up, put it on our individual Instagrams and then also the Potted screw. Yes, yes. Also, I have to show you my salad bowl.
Llana
51:34
Show me, show us your sad ball. Well for the people.
Kathryn
51:38
who can't list who can't see. So, Ian and I have the same set of dishes because we're not married couple. Yeah, and their matte black and it's weirdly difficult to find s*** that matches. So I went to the Bay the other day, and they have the Zellers pop up, and I was like, oh my God, there's a matte black salad bowl.
Llana
52:01
Yeah, it was ginormous. Whoa, she's a big one. That is.
Kathryn
52:06
Beautiful. So much f****** salad in this b****. Oh my God, amazing.
Llana
52:12
For the people who like can't see what we're doing. This is just going to sound so weird. I am so lucky. Oh wide. He's like.
Kathryn
52:19
She's nice and deep. I can make some Mmmmmm. Good soup with this? Yeah, I have been so much popcorn in this. We're moving nights. Oh, that's a good stump corn Bowl, right. She was ten dollars. That's amazing. Beautiful. Various It Anyways enough for that. Thanks for listening. I am now going to go edit this, so we can post this tomorrow. Hopefully, please. Yeah, please.
Llana
52:45
But wait, before we go, before we go, people need to follow our Instagram. Not really.
Kathryn
52:50
Roommates. We will love you forever.
Llana
52:54
Answer the poll that will be.
Kathryn
52:56
Honor Instagram for next week's episode and y'all better leave us a five star review.
Llana
53:03
And share it with all of your friends. Please, please, please, please, please.
Kathryn
53:08
And will love you forever.
Llana
53:09
I will make people cookies. I will literally make banana bread and cookies for people who do this. I am not joking. I am not tricking. Banana bread. Can.
Kathryn
53:17
Heal all.
Llana
53:17
Wounds. It can its The only thing I.
Kathryn
53:22
Know how to make can you put walnuts in it? Yeah. Absolutely. That's a vampire suggestion. Yeah.
Llana
53:33
So if you're listening and you live in Vancouver, I will literally drop it off for you.
Kathryn
53:38
She says that, and then she's gonna make me drive because she doesn't have a license. So.
Llana
53:43
We're working on it or not.
Kathryn
53:46
I will let you drive around and she's.
Llana
53:49
Like yeah, we really are but yeah. Yes, like our weight like and follow, we have been through all these, you know what to do? Yes. You know what to do? Whatever. Don't listen to me. Bye.
