Move-In Day
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Gotta get to know each other on move-in day...
Need a recap on how Llan and Kath became friends? You're just in time. Sit down, relax, and grab your headphones. Welcome to our podcast, roomies!
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Speaker 1
00:00
It was crazy. Like I had no idea that they were roommates. Mmmm, Not really.
Llana
00:19
Hey guys.
Kathryn
00:22
Hello, welcome to our podcast. That's not really roommates episode 1.
Llana
34
Oh my God, that I would love to do an ASMR Episode but you know what, we will save it for another day.
Kathryn
30
Uh-huh.
This is actually an ASMR podcast.
Kathryn
00:39
We have the fuzzy pop filter. That's the thing is we can be like. And now I am touching your hair.
Llana
49
Yeah, and I am gonna put on my lip gloss.
Anyways, back to the story.Kathryn
54
Oh God. Okay I will sucker punch anybody in the throat if I have to listen slurp or chew,
Llana
01:02
Oh my God, I agree. Anyways back to the story.
Kathryn
01:10
So we were both dating frat boys, who are friends, and then I got cancelled as my ex at the time was like. B**** you need friends so...
Llana
01:22
And then my ex at the time was like, hey, this b**** and needs friends. And, so I had to f****** message this random a** stranger being like, hey, are you okay?
Kathryn
01:36
Messaged the like..."Greek System's Most Wanted". Yeah, like, hey wanna be friends?
Llana
01:47
No, but to be fair, I did not know that at the time. Okay. I did not knowa single f****** thing. And what I messaged you like, looking back at the messages? It was like a ...
Llana
02:00
Like, "Hey girly. I am, hoping to like reach out to you. I hope you're okay amidst all of this like, so and so and so, I just wanted to wish you like, a you know!"
Kathryn
02:11
Like the Gwyneth Paltrow trial? "I wish you well".
Llana
02:18
Yeah, yeah. I just wanted to send you some good vibes and then we had the most f****** awkward f****** wine night.
Kathryn
02:27
Yeah, cuz like what we were at...something and then we realized we lived in the same apartment building.
Llana
02:34
Yeah.
Kathryn
02:36
And so it was like, hey, you want to come sit in my living room and drink wine?
Llana
02:41
And talk about god knows what? I don't know, but let's do it anyways.
Kathryn
02:45
Literally, we had like almost negative things in common. Not actually, that's a lie, because they're both from the Prairies.
Llana
02:53
Oh, fun. Yes.
Llana
02:55
You know what? We're going to talk. We should talk about the Prairies in another episode.
Kathryn
02:59
Yeehaw b******. My cowboy hat came in the mail today.
Llana
03:03
Oh my god of course you ordered one.
Kathryn
03:06
Yeah. It's like black suede. I'm stoked.
Llana
03:09
That's kind of fancy thing. You're gonna want to see it.
Kathryn
03:14
Like right now.
Llana
03:15
Well, not right now. We're filming (laugh) but later.
Kathryn
03:20
I will put it on for you.
Llana
03:24
What were we even saying? Yeah, we don't really have anything.
Kathryn
03:27
Yeah
Llana
03:27
No. I feel like we have a lot of things in common. But just like the exterior, like on a surface level, we're very different.
Kathryn
03:37
Yeah, we were in very different sororities. Our exes were like gym rat STEM boys. Who like -
Llana
03:46
Yeah...sadly.
Kathryn
03:49
Never mind. I am not gonna finish that sentence.
Llana
03:53
Just keep going
Kathryn
03:54
We both know mine is gonna listen to this so...
Llana
03:57
That's true, that's true. Let's keep him out.
Kathryn
04:00
Miss me yet?
Llana
04:02
Yeah, oh my God.
Kathryn
04:02
So they put us together, like parents of toddlers do when they are like hey have a playdate, go.
Llana
04:10
Right? It's like an arranged marriage.
Kathryn
04:16
Oh my God, we were arranged. Marriage-d.
Llana
04:18
Kind of! Except they never thought about what the repercussions were. Like they did not know they were marrying us basically.
Kathryn
04:25
And they didn't understand that we would be more powerful as us two.
Llana
04:33
That is very true.
Kathryn
04:33
Each of us with them. Like yeah, the yam.
Llana
04:39
It's kind of weird.
Kathryn
04:41
So yes, we were arranged married.
Llana
04:45
Yeah we were and then you started being like hey you're f****** packages in the - in the lobby. And I was like biii-
Kathryn
04:54
Your f****** Aritzia package is in the lobby. Come get this s*** before I steal it.
Llana
04:57
That was like our connection for like I don't even know like I a good like a three months.
Kathryn
05:06
The mail? (laughs) I was your mailman.
Llana
05:11
We had a talking stage and that talking. Stage consisted of Catherine, literally texting me. Every time I got mail like an f****** mailman or like.
Kathryn
05:23
Was it not helpful?
Llana
05:23
It was very handy.
Kathryn
05:23
Guess what? Your packages never got stolen so.
Llana
05:27
They never did get stolen. That's true. And then we got the same jobs - not the same jobs.
Kathryn
05:38
This was so much farther up. So then we like became friends. Obviously, my mail trick worked. So like.
Llana
05:47
True. It was a great opening -
Kathryn
05:52
Yeah.
Llana
05:53
It was a great foundation, you know.
Kathryn
05:54
So use it. I guess it works. Yeah, hidey-ho there neighbour!
Llana
05:59
Oh my God.
Kathryn
06:00
Use your f****** mail. And then we like, became friends with other girlfriends of frat bros.
Llana
06:07
Yes.
Kathryn
06:08
So we had, like, our own little squad.
Llana
06:10
Yeah.
Kathryn
06:11
Which I gotta say. Like, there's still you and me even though, literally none of us are dating in the frat boys anymore.
Llana
06:17
That is true. And like of those girls I think, like some of them we still can call our very, very, very close friends.
Kathryn
06:30
Yeah.
Llana
06:30
Which is kind of nice.
Kathryn
06:30
Like Marcela, who's f****** rad.
Llana
06:30
Marcela, if you're listening, I love you.
Kathryn
06:38
The gluten-free Queen?
Llana
06:39
Yeah -
Kathryn
06:39
We love her. She's great.
Llana
06:42
I am sorry. That bread can actually annihilate you.
Kathryn
06:47
Marcela is the type who like, if I am out of club, and I am trying to fight somebody...if the other person is Marcela, I am walking away. I am like, nah, no way. You looked at me sideways, I am out. Like you win, I am done. But this kid, you can get taken out my cracker. And she's done.
Llana
07:07
Yeah, I love Marcela. Um, I guess thanks to our exes for making this all happen.
Kathryn
07:16
Okay, so, here's learning moment. Everything happens for a reason.
Llana
07:21
It f****** does!
Kathryn
07:22
I traumatized my poor family for two and a half years-
Llana
07:28
Oh my God -
Kathryn
07:28
To the Nth degree. My mom the other day was like, do you know how many sleepless nights I had worrying about what would happen if you married this man?
Llana
07:41
Listen, I relate to Whitney as well! So please don't knock her. Because ... here's the thing. Do we want what's best for you? Absolutely. Did we wanna like impose on you ... like, "Hey, this might not be the best thing"? Absolutely not. Because you're a grown-ass woman, you can make your own decisions. But the man showed his cards anyways. The man who showed his true colors...
Kathryn
08:17
For so long too.
Llana
08:19
For so long. But finally -
Kathryn
08:20
I am colorblind.
Llana
08:24
Yeah....No I am glad that that's over.
Kathryn
08:29
I have told you like - So the day that I decided that like you know what I can't do this anymore. I was like I am gonna end it, it's fine like it's run its course whatever blah like FaceTiming my mom right before I do it. I am like yeah and it was the end of June and okay, a little bit of context for those who don't know, my lovely brother is our executive producer. So he's gonna hear this, his birthdays in mid-june. Yeah, so this was the end of June, and I am telling my mom like, okay, like I am going to break up. It's fine. I am gonna go do it now. I will call you later but, like, whatever, and she was super receptive, super nice about it. Like, I know this was hard, no matter where you slice it, like, you came to this on your own blah blah blah.
Llana
09:17
You just know. Whitney was f****** celebrating like in the background. She was just like, "Yes! This is finally happening."
Kathryn
09:26
So, speaking of that. Not five seconds after I hang up the FaceTime call, I get a text message from my mother.
Llana
09:38
Oh my God I remember this.
Kathryn
09:39
In - In all capitals, that goes "Happy birthday! Kathryn's breaking up with him, it's finally happening! Exclamation mark, exclamation mark, streamers, streamers, streamers, balloons, balloons". And I was like, "Mom wrong child".
Llana
10:02
Yeah.
Kathryn
10:02
And she immediately called me (I probably would have sent you the screenshot). She immediately calls me back, crying laughing. You can hear my dad wheezing in the background. He's laughing so hard.
Llana
10:16
Do you think she did that on purpose though?
Kathryn
10:18
No. Cause she was so embarrassed. She was like, "I am so sorry that was for your brother.
Llana
10:27
That's actually gold.
Kathryn
10:27
I know this is her! And then in true brotherly fashion, my brother texts me nothing but the Nike logo of "Just do it".
Llana
10:39
No, freaking way that is actually legendary. That is absolutely like one for the books. Wow. Props to the Walker family, honestly, like please adopt me. You already have, but do it again. Please? Just do it in the words of Andrew.
Kathryn
11:04
The words of Andrew Walker when you're going through a really tough relationship and you're like coming to some very difficult decisions.
Llana
11:10
Yeah. Just do it. So easy, so simple.
Kathryn
11:15
Yeah, so that was fun. But you know what? We survived and out of all of that, if I got nothing else but ...you I guess-
Llana
11:20
What did you say that so weird? Thank you that is so convincing I really appreciate it.
Kathryn
11:41
Do I regret it? Huh.
Llana
11:44
Well we're stuck with each other anyways and now you have a podcast! Haha - intro only took 16 minutes to record.
Llana
11:55
Oh my God. Yeah.
Kathryn
12:03
I am not gonna lie I have to look at my news articles (quite literally TikTok).
Llana
12:10
I don't know why I spent five years doing bio when literally, my brain can hold a plethora of -
Kathryn
12:21
No information?
Llana
12:21
Well...pop culture! Basically like no information. I mean like you know, things like...I don't know why it's just like pop culture especially with like, I don't know, TikTok things happening.
Kathryn
12:41
I have seen every angle of Sofia Richie's wedding and-
Llana
12:41
I really do wanna talk about it because here's the thing. I am freaking - I did not like Sofia Richie okay, take this with a grain of salt.
Kathryn
12:57
I am judging you already.
Llana
12:57
Because her and Scott Disick's relationship -
Kathryn
13:03
Well yeah, that was weird.
Llana
13:04
She was a baby! And, so I was like...also she's like kind of our age. And so I was a little baffled by that and her wanting to be a godmother to like three kids. Not godmother, stepmother.
Kathryn
13:17
Scott Disick, has got to have like, weaseled his way in that one. You know? You know how if he's got like, it's always history teachers right in high school who like -
Llana
13:24
History teachers!
Kathryn
13:24
It's so niche, right? But like, very much history teacher vibes of like, you're just so mature for your age.
Llana
13:42
Ooh, yeah.
Kathryn
13:42
Lost soul. Right?
Enter Speaker Name
13:44
That's so true.
Kathryn
13:47
I don't know. But if Scott didn't speak of all people is coming up to you and it's like, hey, you're sick, like I have no spine and will cave.
Llana
13:59
Right? Like, I don't know what you'd say to that, and he's like a millionaire, like "Sure, I'll come along for the ride -
Kathryn
13:59
And he's connected to the Kardashians?
Llana
14:06
Exactly! Okay, maybe I was wrong back then. But now that I -
Kathryn
14:10
Llana did not check herself before she wrecked herself.
Llana
14:15
Exactly, I am admitting I am at fault. Humility is one of my characteristics.
Kathryn
14:22
Ah, something I don't have.
Llana
14:24
Okay, listen, I was wrong. And I should have been on her side because that wedding- the wedding that she just had...
Kathryn
14:33
You have grown.
Llana
14:33
I have I had because her wedding was chefs kiss, you know?
Kathryn
14:35
I am ready to cut off the acrylics and have just the like clean nail. I am ready to like wear the slick bun all the time. Yeah, I am ready for the like martini girl old money aesthetic.
Llana
15:01
It's so like timeless. And her makeup? I came across her makeup artist from her wedding day.
Kathryn
15:13
A lot of people did.
Llana
15:14
Okay. Yes. So, you know what I am talking about is just. Like this old beautiful glowing, sunkissed woman, who has like, zero makeup on her face. And I was like. Okay, first of all, I wanna be you in like, 50 years and second of all, how did you only have like, less than 10 products on her face?
Kathryn
15:33
You have got the genes that like you...You're not gonna age until you're like 100, so you're fine.
Llana
15:41
Yeah. But you know that makeup artist. I can't believe she ... her makeup look on Sofia Richie was so simple and it's just like, I am like, maybe I should start like, not wearing eyelashes anymore, which is a big revelation. Because I always wear lashes people, like -
Kathryn
16:05
Has the biggest emotional attachment is not actually to her longtime boyfriend, but.
Llana
16:10
Or my septum piercing, but it is my fake eyelashes.
Kathryn
16:17
Yeah.
Llana
16:18
And her dresses. Did you see her like three wedding dresses?
Kathryn
16:23
Yes, They're everywhere dude.
Llana
16:27
Her rehearsal dinners one.
Kathryn
16:29
I would like, I could not be trusted with that much beading. I would get things snagged, I would pull s*** it off. Like, that's not, I don't have the wherewithal to navigated garment like that.
Llana
16:43
Yeah. And where was this held? It looked kind of really hot like -
Kathryn
16:47
Was France.
Llana
16:51
Oh s***. I wanted to say Greece but maybe I should've looked this up.
Kathryn
16:58
Sacre bleu. And I passed French. French was the one language that I got 16 percent in on my transcript.
Llana
17:13
Oh my god. I thought it was - I thought.
Kathryn
17:18
No, that was Spanish.
Llana
17:20
See. I even f****** knew that!
Kathryn
17:21
I dropped out of French. I have a W on my transcript for withdrawn from French 101 and I have 16% in Spanish 101. That's it.
Llana
17:34
No me gusta.
Kathryn
17:40
Si.
Llana
17:40
Okay, you are correct. It is the south of France that she got married in.
Kathryn
17:42
Sick, nice.
Llana
17:45
But -
Kathryn
17:47
I'll just do that.
Llana
17:49
Yeah, no, that was exquisite. And now-
Kathryn
17:51
so for our arranged marriage we'll go to the South of France. And wear Chanel!
Llana
17:59
Oh my gosh, I used to not like Chanel either. But again she's opening my eyes.
Kathryn
18:07
Okay, controversial, you give me Balenciaga vibes but like we don't like them, so we're not gonna say that.
Llana
18:16
Gasp, How dare you?
Kathryn
18:19
Like, you know, The Hourglass bag.
Llana
18:21
Oh my God. Wait, what?
Kathryn
18:23
The Balenciaga hourglass? Ma'am.
Llana
18:26
See the thing is, I am glad I didn't get into Balenciaga before they were canceled because maybe I would have liked them.
Kathryn
18:34
They just give off the like effortless cool girl vibe that's like I Just couldn't give less of an f*** and let me chain-smoke my vape real quick.
Llana
18:47
Ouch, because you know what's sitting on my lap right now?
Kathryn
18:50
Literally this b**** cannot. She cannot go longer than what 20 minutes.
Llana
18:59
Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of bad but I need my lungs to match all my outfits...
Kathryn
19:07
So black?
Llana
19:07
Black. Yeah, you know what I have heard that lung cells can regenerate us like as soon as you quit vaping before you're like 30. Yeah. I will say I need to fact check all of the facts that I am saying. How darest I.
Kathryn
19:32
Because again, we read this totally in a news article and not on a tiktok video.
Llana
19:38
Yeah, again -
Kathryn
19:38
Here's another one that I had fact checked the other day and was f****** embarrassing.
Llana
19:46
What?
Kathryn
19:46
So we both have raging ADHD. Sick. Both medicated. Love that. Yes. I saw TikTok that was like, "Hey vitamin C stops your like- limits your body's ability to absorb stimulants so you shouldn't take your ADHD medication with like orange juice". So I was like f*** that's nifty. My brother asked his doctor.
Llana
20:13
Oh my gosh.
Kathryn
20:13
My brother's doctor was like, "Nah that's not real".
Llana
20:17
Oh. Ha!
Kathryn
20:17
I like I have been avoiding orange juice for so long.
Llana
20:17
oh my God. Reason number 25. Why you shouldn't follow news here on Tick-Tock
Kathryn
20:25
Blindly follows s*** I see on Tiktok. And I won't even think to fact check it before I tell all these people this, and then they're like, that's not real. I am like, "What do you mean?"
Llana
20:38
No because you told me this in person and then I was like, oh my don't like I can't, I can't drink orange juice. I can't like eat oranges in the morning -
Kathryn
20:47
Ma'am, I took this so far that we'd now stock emergency packets at work. Just in case any of us with ADHD accidentally double dose on our meds. Take this Vitamin C powder, turns out, it doesn't even do anything.
Llana
21:08
Oh my God.
Kathryn
21:10
Kathryn's so f****** stupid.
Llana
21:11
How...what have you done?
Kathryn
21:15
I mean, it's not the end of the world, like if anything I am just gonna be f******* ready for cold season.
Llana
21:17
True. We're so immune to everything now. Like, it's kind of crazy. Okay. Wait.I have another thing. I have one last thing and it needs to be talked about because this blew my mind. So, you know, Sydney Sweeney. And Glen Powell. And apparently, -
Kathryn
21:40
Allegedly
Llana
21:40
Yes! Okay. No it has to- Have you seen the way they looked at each other?
Kathryn
21:48
Now but I did see today that his ex-girlfriend just like confirmed that they broke up
Llana
21:48
Really?
Kathryn
21:48
Apparently.
Llana
21:59
Okay. No I heard she unfollowed Sydney Sweeney. Which, like fair, and I was like, you know what, this girl
Kathryn
22:04
Don't blame her.
Llana
22:08
Yeah, I do not blame her with Sydney Sweeney looking like a beautiful ,sunkissed goddess.Just like frolicking around with her boyfriend of four years?
Kathryn
22:20
I fully blocked this girl, on. Every platform that I had because my ex-boyfriend would like her bikini photos.
Llana
22:22
Ohhhh my God. Oh my God.
Kathryn
22:30
That's like, look at a sight out of mind.
Llana
22:32
Yeah.
Kathryn
22:33
And then she was my server at a concert. The other night. I was like, oh my God, I know who you are anyway so way. But yes.
Llana
22:43
Scary. Allegedly. The thing is she also has a fiance and no word from him. So I think it's kind of weird.
Kathryn
22:57
We'll need to look into this one further. We'll need to consult more news articles.
Llana
22:58
Like, yes. Very credible sources.
Kathryn
23:03
We will have to do some deep diving, intense research.
Llana
23:08
Yeah. I just like, okay, if you were to guess though, like do you think it's a PR stunt, or do you think they actually like, canoodled, you know?
Kathryn
23:12
I mean, the only reason I know about this movie is because of this. Like, I had no clue that they were making a rom-com until it was like, oh, are they cuddling do we do anything as like, what the f***** this about? So maybe.
Llana
23:37
That's true. You never know.
Kathryn
23:41
But we will have to do some extensive research into it. What's another thing? I am just like, going back through the amount of time. So we send each other the same videos.
Llana
23:53
Oh my gosh, the F1 guys. Let me, let me just tell you.
Kathryn
23:57
Let me just say, if I ever -
Llana
24:03
Charles Leclerc.
Kathryn
24:07
Hmm!
Llana
24:08
This is a PSA.
Kathryn
24:12
I will go back to French 101.
Llana
24:14
We are on your knees.
Kathryn
24:16
I will..."On his knees?"
Llana
24:19
This monolingual b****. Will..will relearn French for you and that is saying something. Okay? She's on her knees.
Kathryn
24:32
How do you say, how do you? How do you say - what's funny is like? We don't know France French, we know Quebecois French.
Llana
24:42
Oh my God. It's so like aggressive.
Speaker 1
24:48
Excuse you. I like a toilet.
Speaker 1
24:50
Seat. Yeah, I like that. Oh no. I thought I was sick because I knew how to ask.
Speaker 1
24:58
Go to the water fountain. Oh my.
Speaker 1
25:01
God. I will .
Speaker 1
25:05
S*** my pants. She's sweet venkat.
Speaker 1
25:11
Else. That's all I know. Mammy your might cut out, so it was like, just me. Hey, isn't that basically French like.
Speaker 1
25:25
Like.
Speaker 1
25:26
Some people but other times I am like.
Speaker 1
25:28
This is sweet notes, it honeys.
Speaker 1
25:31
Like real, okay.
Llana
25:32
Like France French is like butter. It could melt in my mouth. You could like sing me a sweet lullaby and I would like go to bed like an f****** baby, and I am a really bad sleeper.
Kathryn
25:49
See what's funny is we're going to release this and then her boyfriend is gonna just like obviously listen to this on the DL and then they're gonna be falling asleep. Llana will be like...So close to dear, sweet, slumber. And he's gonna be all up in her ear like "Je m'appelle...Sacre bleu".
Llana
26:08
Haha - Yes.
Kathryn
26:15
Now you just start speaking Tagalog back to him.
Llana
26:18
Oh my god. He and he will reply better than me at this point because he's been practicing way more than me.
Kathryn
26:25
What a psycho.
Llana
26:27
I don't know how to feel about it, to be quiet honest. Like a white dude like speaking Filipino-
Kathryn
26:31
He can't one-up me. This is my problem like I am a single b**** and I don't care. But I swear to God I will outdo this man every opportunity I f***** can. Because at the end of the day it's me and you m***********.
Llana
26:51
Hey I think he's already accepted that.
Kathryn
26:54
Let's be honest. Has he though? I bought you bird classes like for Christmas and this b**** gets you SZA tickets. How f****** dare you.
Llana
27:05
To be fair, honestly, you have been the best giver and now...
Llana
27:09
Don't kill me but it's neck-in-neck.
Kathryn
27:16
Oh this is why I bought your birthday present like a month and a half ago.
Llana
27:22
No. Okay you can't keep saying that because I will one. I will crack. I will crack but I don't want to crack and I have been-
Kathryn
27:27
Do you ever just get your friend like the best thing ever like I know. And like there's a catch to it too and you're gonna be like yeah, is it? I am so scared. It's not. And you will be like oh my God.
Speaker 1
27:14
Kathryn
27:46
Oh my god. I have told so many people, too.
Llana
27:50
And I know that. And everyone's keeping it from me, and I can't stand it.
Kathryn
27:55
Let me give it to you way too early.
Llana
27:57
Oh my God, don't even say that because if you say one more time, don't.
Kathryn
27:57
It's in my drawer.
Llana
28:04
No, we're not doing this right now.
Kathryn
28:07
Here's the thing though is, I would give it to you. Early and then Matt would find out what it is. And then one up me like a b****. So no.
Llana
28:17
Actually would because he's actually really competitive.
Kathryn
28:20
I don't think he knows that there's like an unspoken feud. Very- It's a loving feud. It's like-
Llana
28:27
I love you but I want to kill you.
Kathryn
28:32
I love you but she's mine. F*** off. I love you, but I am better than you and I don't have to try. I have already won.
Llana
28:42
Yeah, that's so true, and I am sorry Matthew. I hate to say it but it's true. Well, this is our first episode, so there will be more.
Kathryn
28:55
So, this is just my mom listening and then telling me she didn't listen.
Llana
28:58
I think there will be more people than that. So if you're listening, hit us up. Let us have a chat.
Kathryn
29:07
We have an Instagram. It's @notreallyroommates.
Llana
29:13
Yep. We have that is @notreallyroommates.
Kathryn
29:17
Do we follow back? You will have to find out.
Llana
29:19
But we will be posting fun dilly doo dah stuff in there. And-
Kathryn
29:25
What is a fun diddly doo dah Llana? Please define that.
Llana
29:30
Good question. I just make up a lot of words is to be quite honest. My sister made our cover art, so thank you to her, and I am so excited.
Kathryn
29:42
And we did our, we finalized our intro, last week and your cat is on your counter.
Llana
29:47
Oh my God. He's licking my pans that's so sanitary.Mmm, The oil just lick it off.
Kathryn
29:55
Delicious. Um, So we have a few ideas for segments that we're going to sprinkle it around few episodes see how it goes. So we have triple W what are we watching? Yeah I need to get back on my parents Netflix, so I can start watching this.
Llana
30:20
Oh my God, you're off? Because it re- it kicks you out every two weeks.
Kathryn
30:24
I got kicked out. Am I gonna take my whole a** TV and walk across the street to sign into their Wi-Fi? No. So-
Llana
30:31
It's kind of unbelievable, especially since you guys like live two blocks down.
Kathryn
30:37
Not even it is...We timed it. My parents live in the apartment building. Next door to me from leaving and locking my door to unlocking and walking into their door all elevators, included it is three minutes and 23 seconds.
Llana
30:52
Oh my God, I don't understand that.
Kathryn
30:54
Yeah well your parents live on a whole different land mass than you so.
Llana
30:54
Exactly. It is kind of different but you know what, we're going to have that segment anyways, once you log back into that Netflix. We're going to link back in.
Kathryn
31:04
And we have Totally a News Article, which we have talked about already here. It's just literally stupid things we see on TikTok. Two Chicks on a Date: So we will go to restaurants and then talk about it.
Llana
31:18
Talk about it, review the food, we love food.
Kathryn
31:27
Any excuse to go to Nightingale, I will take it.
Llana
31:30
Any excuse to eat anything truffle flavored? Sign us up.
Kathryn
31:32
Any excuse to have sushi?
Llana
31:38
Absolutely. Sign me up. Yeah we're gonna be doing that soon.
Kathryn
31:43
And then sorry, bro. We need a different name for this, "the one about friendships", get it? Because, oh, wait, that's funny. Never mind.
Llana
31:50
Oh my god. Did you just get that? I was like, whoa, this is a Friends reference right, like she would get that. Uh, like. Come on,
Kathryn
32:01
I'm sorry. Friends is my comfort. Show. I have seen the whole thing like 70 times.
Llana
32:08
She is actually obsessed. She has mugs. She has all of the paraphernalia. Like, literally any-
Kathryn
32:16
I am wholeheartedly trying to find the yellow frame for my peephole.
Enter Speaker Name
32:23
I think I'm gonna write this down. We have ideas for guests to come on...So-
Enter Speaker Name
32:38
Oh my God, our therapist we have a joint therapist everyone. And that's how we know. We're married. Remarried like.
Enter Speaker Name
32:16
Speaker 1
32:46
It's really f****** best.
Speaker 1
32:48
Yeah, so that would be sick because she guided us through our quarter life crisis.
Speaker 1
32:55
We need to talk about- we should and we will probably talk about our lovely beautiful fur babies because we both also got them kind of around the same time. And they're both Divas.
Speaker 1
33:10
Yeah, they're both Divas so.
Kathryn
33:13
That will be another one. Like tons of things to come. Poe and Polly are the best. Yeah, merch ideas? Crazy cat Mom. Crazy dog mom. Yeah, yeah, it's okay. Am I early already thinking about merge ideas? Maybe. Do I think that it should be like a varsity sweatshirt. And it says frat house reject? Absolutely.
Llana
33:40
Oh my God. I think that is brilliant. We gotta I wasn't going to table this for a nice conversation because that's kind of funny.
Kathryn
33:49
Kind of a vibe.
Llana
33:49
Very much. True.
Kathryn
33:53
Or like a lease agreement between two roommates?
Llana
33:53
Yes. Yeah.
Kathryn
33:59
Even though we never actually were ever roommates.
Llana
33:59
We were never ever roommates, just to be clear. But we did live in the same building.
Kathryn
34:10
And now we work at the same Law Firm. So we are always together.
Llana
34:15
Yeah.
Kathryn
34:15
At some point we need to have my brother on whose our executive producer just because he's so great and his opinions on everything or f****** delightful.
Llana
34:16
He is like Ross from Friends-
Kathryn
34:16
But so delightful. So we will have him on at some point. That will be one where we'll like probably post a clip-on TikTok or Instagram or Whatever of like us shooting the s*** with Andrew, so that it be kind of figures out what he's like. And then we will have like ask him anything.
Enter Speaker Name
34:45
It's so easy to shoot the s*** with Andrew. Also, it's like you say one thing and it like riles him up, and he goes (mumbles).
Kathryn
34:56
And like he will roast you but it will be like so smooth that you won't notice for a hot second and then it's like oh that hurt my feelings. But why is was that 20 minutes ago? Yeah. Wow. Oh God. So that's. That's where we're planning to go with this thing for now.
Llana
35:17
Yeah.
Kathryn
35:18
How will...spiral -
Llana
35:19
Thanks Kathryn!
Kathryn
35:22
Thanks, Llana.
Llana
35:25
We don't know how this will end.
Kathryn
35:28
Yeah. Obviously you need better wi-fi because you keep cutting out.
Llana
35:33
Really? Oh my God. That's so bad.
Kathryn
35:35
At some point we will just get together and do it in one place. However, that's not today but yeah, until then thanks for joining us on episode one of Not Really Roommates
Kathryn and Llana
35:46
Bye, see you later.
