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Ah, nothing like the irony of reviewing Met Gala fashion clad in sweatpants from the comfort of your couch.
This week, Llana and Kathryn are BACK to spill the tea about their “icks” and most importantly, give a red carpet recap on the 2023 Met Gala. They have absolutely zero qualifications in fashion to be discussing these looks except that Kathryn is a raging shopaholic and Llana treats this event like her Super Bowl every damn year.
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Introduction
00:00
It was crazy. Like I had no idea that they were roommates. Mmm...Not really!
Llana
06
Hey guys it is episode 2 already. Um I hope you enjoyed episode 1 and you better have subscribed to the both of us.
Kathryn
36
Like comment, subscribe!
Llana
36
Yeah, Kathryn just about s*** her pants when I told it was published.
Kathryn
00:45
Llana woke up this morning and immediately chose violence.
Llana
00:49
Like girl, we were going to do the podcast anyways, I don't know what the chaos is about.
Kathryn
00:56
I thought we were gonna like hold hands and lovingly embraced and then hit the Go Button together. You said nah, we're doing this now.
Llana
01:06
You just gotta raw dog life is all I am saying. And you know what, people really enjoyed it and I think we went amazing.
Kathryn
01:18
Am I surprised?
Llana
01:23
No.
Kathryn
01:24
But yet but no, because yeah, as my mom said we are funny.
Llana
01:30
We're pretty damn fumny. Let me just say- "Fumny"? Wow, that was really good. We're pretty damn funny.
Kathryn
01:36
"Funmy" actually means that you are both funny and dumb.
Llana
01:44
Two birds with one stone. That is so accurate (laughs).
Kathryn
01:44
She's like mmm, personal dig already, and we're a minute and 56 seconds in. All right,
Kathryn
01:51
Thank you so much. I thought I was the savage one, but that's okay. Hope you enjoyed our episode.
Kathryn
02:00
I loved everybody's reactions to our intro.
Llana
02:07
It's pretty sick. Not gonna lie. Thank you, Andrew. It's really good.
Kathryn
02:11
I made the intro. What do you mean?
Llana
02:14
Oh, right. Thanks Kathryn.
Kathryn
02:22
I am glad we have this recorded so that I can always play this back for you.
Llana
02:26
Oh no, I will never hear the end of this. Oh f***. You're so right. Yeah, I mean okay. Thanks, Kathryn for the sick ass intro. Hope you enjoyed the last episode, we are going to start off with listing our icks.
Kathryn
02:45
Yeah, we figure it might as well just jump right into it. People seem to enjoy that kind of stuff when I just air my dirty laundry. And so now, it's Llana's turn!
Llana
02:56
I love doing it.
Kathryn
02:58
We're both chronic overshares therefore, instead of doing something about it, we start a podcast where we can overshare to everyone.
Llana
03:06
Absolutely. Are we starting off with any, like, particular, kind of ick? Or are we just Gonna roll with the punches?
Kathryn
03:07
Do you have categories of icks?
Llana
03:20
Are we surprised actually-
Kathryn
03:20
Whips out a spreadsheet. "I've actually demonstrated. Oh my God. They.
Kathryn
03:28
Highlighted in green are those that are mildly annoying. Highlighted in orange-
Llana
03:34
And then I categorize them by the type of relationship. Oh my God, your-
Kathryn
03:38
Friendship? Platonic? Friends with benefits or relationship / romantic?
Kathryn
03:46
Yes, lots of categorizing.
Kathryn
03:46
I believe it.
Llana
03:51
But if I have to like, like a general ick?
Kathryn
03:51
Oh, I have one. Okay go.
Kathryn
03:57
That I really should have listened to way back in first year.
Llana
04:02
Yes.
Kathryn
04:05
My ex that I ended up dating for like I don't know like year and a bit he held his utensils wrong.
Llana
04:13
Oh my god. Did he hold them like a pencil?
Kathryn
04:16
No. He like overhand grab with the thumbs and like-
Llana
04:18
You know what that reminds me of?
Kathryn
04:23
What?
Llana
04:23
Like...a shovel your f****** digging a-
Kathryn
04:31
Yes! That is how I describe it to my mom.
Kathryn
04:34
I was like, okay. So he'd like overhand. You know how like if you're holding a fork you it's like you're your palm is kind of underneath it?
Llana
04:42
Yes.
Kathryn
04:43
Yeah, no. What are you digging for in there? It's a salad.
Llana
04:48
He's like overhand underhanding the rice. And then, right? When you're.
Speaker 1
04:54
Going to put the food in your mouth, whether it be on a fork or spoon, your elbow comes up so high. And so-and-so you're like your kind of shrugging your shoulders too. I am like, you look like a cashew. Why are you holding them like this? And yes, it was so bad. I almost didn't go on another date with him but I told my mom that you know this is weird like I am not I don't want to go out with this guy again. He holds his utensils wrong, and she said, you know what, it's something that he can unlearn. It's not a big deal, he probably has a great personality. I would not have given him a chance. You are so generous, you're so kind. What a saint.
Kathryn
05:37
Thanks very much. That's mine.
Llana
05:39
Literally charity work.
Kathryn
05:41
Well, that's not the only time that's happened, but whatever.
Llana
05:45
Um, let me see. I know it's not their fault, but when people like first of all, walk slow. Hella slow. Second of all-
Kathryn
05:59
If I can go past you with you also?
Kathryn
05:59
Criminal.
Kathryn
05:59
The world was built for people with average legs. If I as someone with below average height, surpassed you, you're doing it wrong.
Llana
06:13
For real, like catch up Shaquille O'Neal. Like, why am I um, for example, especially(Kathryn laughs)- Yeah, that was a good one.
Kathryn
06:24
I just have mental image of Shaquille O'Neal. Just minding his own business. He's like on his phone, walking down the hallway, then you just *zoom* zip past him, like, "What are you doing? Move faster".
Llana
06:36
Always power walk. I have places to be. I have things to do.
Kathryn
06:37
She's a busy gal.
Llana
06:41
I am a busy girl. Um, but the moment- Like that's totally fine if you walk slow or not, but at least like go to the side. If you like, take up the entire sidewalk and like, you don't let me pass you ,you're on your phone, you are not aware? B**** the way I want to, I like hurl you into the bushes. Like. Oh my God. It's so annoying. It's so annoying. Especially when I am trying to catch the bus or something. Yeah. Oh! I feel so light.
Kathryn
07:12
Right?
Kathryn
07:15
This is what's really been holding you down this last little while.
Llana
07:17
Yeah.
Kathryn
07:20
Who. Needs therapy? Just talk about your icks.
Llana
07:21
Catch the f***** up. Like, literally, like, walk a bit faster. Please. Ugh.
Kathryn
07:25
It's funny because like...we talk a big game for people who could easily pass as like 12 year old children.
Llana
07:35
No, you're so right because I mean, I did tell you the story but for the people listening-
Kathryn
07:35
Go off queen.
Llana
07:35
There is this amazing beautiful super kind Filipino custodian who works in my building. And one day when we were closing-
Kathryn
07:50
We should also specify that you are Filipino as well.
Llana
07:55
Yes, I am Filipino. Born and raised, partly raised. Yes. So she kind of like. When I was leaving pulled me aside, and in Tagalog was like, like, "You're too young- you look too young to be working here, like, at a law firm. Like, why are you here like, who's putting you to work?" And I was like, miss girl-
Kathryn
08:20
Whose child is this?!
Llana
08:23
Yeah, literally like go home, like, like and I told her like Missy, I am turning 24. And she was like, not with that hairstyle. You look like you're 18.
Kathryn
08:39
She said I'm gonna read you to filth right here right now.
Llana
08:41
Yeah, and it was like one of those ponytails and then I like braided what was in the ponytail right? And she was like, you look like you're 18. And I was like...goddamn. You're so savage.
Kathryn
08:52
Also, people work at 18.
Llana
08:54
I know! What the hell?
Kathryn
08:54
Like that's normal.
Llana
08:57
You know what? I will take it as a compliment. But, yeah.
Kathryn
09:00
Yeah. That's fair. The odd day that you and I come to work, and we don't have makeup on or like whatever...fully could pass as like take your kid to work day for like one of the senior lawyers.
Llana
09:12
Yeah.
Kathryn
09:13
Wholeheartedly. I almost expect people to be like, "Ma'am? Miss, where is your dad? Uh...not here?"
Llana
09:21
Wwe will be the ones laughing at them. One day when we look 20 at 40 years old.
Kathryn
09:28
Oh, that's true. The amount of SPF I smear on my face now?
Llana
09:31
I actually don't wear a SPF. We are working on it, okay?
Kathryn
09:38
Cardinal rule Number one. That is-
Llana
09:41
Yeah, that's a work in progress. I just need to find a good sunscreen. But yeah...that's that story.
Kathryn
09:48
If you have any sunscreen recommendations, please give us five star rating and in the reviews. Let us know what sun screen is good?
Llana
09:57
Yeah, DM us on Instagram. I need suggestions.
Kathryn
10:00
Llana needs help.
Llana
10:05
Yeah, I sometimes don't really take care of myself that well. In some areas in my life, I do but-
Kathryn
10:05
That's shocking information.
Llana
10:12
Yeah there're some things that are quite lacking, but we will work on it.
Kathryn
10:12
You know what, that's fine. Yeah, going back to the icks.
Llana
10:25
Yes.
Kathryn
10:25
This is just a general one for what I have noticed mostly is men. I could very well be wrong. However, You're walking down the sidewalk or down a hallway, or literally you're walking. It's like a public area you know. And you see a, I am going to use a man for the example, coming towards you. And they don't move, they just expect you to curve out of their way.
Llana
10:56
Oh, my god I hate that. I hate that so much.
Kathryn
11:00
Or like you're gonna just body check this man becauses refuses to step aside or shift a little bit. It's like, why do I have to move all the way out of the way? Just because you realize you, it would be like 50/50 we both take a little Shuffle on either side. Like mutual respect type vibe, you know.
Llana
11:23
Yeah. But they clearly don't have that 90% of the time. Because like holy s***, like you see me walking in my path. You have to be the gentleman. Chivalry apparently IS dead because you b****** be like plowing us down like, and not in a good way.
Kathryn
11:41
In more ways than one-
Llana
11:41
Like, not a good way.
Kathryn
11:41
We like to be plowed, but not quite like that in a hallway.
Llana
11:49
Not on a f****** sidewalk. Like let me walk my path. Holy s***. And like have you ever done-
Kathryn
11:55
That's a great little quote? Let me walk my path...
Llana
11:58
B****.
Kathryn
12:05
Don't plow me in a sidewalk.
Llana
12:05
It's so true. Like, come on. Have you ever challenged them too it's literally like a duel, like, you're like-
Kathryn
12:08
Why do you think I have such large purses for work? It's because I will, coming out of the SkyTrain, I will body check you with my bag if you don't move.
Kathryn
12:23
Oh my God. Yeah.
Kathryn
12:26
I have done it. And I have had people. Be like, "Whoa, what"? And I just keep going.
Llana
12:35
All men, are Californian surfer dudes. Whoa, oh my God.
Kathryn
12:40
Whoa! Did I just get buddy checked by a two-year-old?
Kathryn
12:51
Yeah, oh my. God, but I don't know sometimes like I will even take the L, and get bumped into them and then like give them the nastiest like, look ever because it's like...really?
Kathryn
12:52
You have to.
Kathryn
12:52
Yeah someone needs to educate them.
Kathryn
13:07
Exactly. And that day it is you.
Kathryn
13:11
Yeah. That day is the both of us.
Kathryn
13:14
No sir.
Kathryn
13:14
God forbid they run into the both of us walking down the same straight path.
Llana
13:18
Oh my God. Could you imagine if they try to walk in between us, and we just like boom!
Llana
13:26
Squeeze that m***********? Us two pipsqueak women and this like 6'4" business man in the suit we're just like not today you f*****.
Llana
13:35
B****.
Speaker 1
13:40
Literally move over.
Llana
13:42
I have another ick and it's like a disclaimer. Matthew Taylor, if you're reading this-
Llana
13:50
Why did you full name him?
Kathryn
13:50
Who is my lovely boyfriend. By the way. This man is now never gonna escape.
Llana
13:57
Yeah, whoopsies, yeah. Now, you know my boyfriend is. He does this thing and like you know like every man does it but it's so, so weird to me. Just like...spitting everywhere.
Kathryn
14:13
Oh I f****** hate that s*** so much. Matthew-
Kathryn
14:14
It'd be like in the middle of a parking lot, and he just does it.
Speaker 1
14:22
Yeah, like no.
Llana
14:26
Are you chewing tobacco like what is it?
Kathryn
14:29
He's getting ready for a sprint.
Kathryn
14:32
Oh my God, it's so weird. I find it so weird and I say this so lovingly.
Kathryn
14:35
It's so nasty! Just swallow your spit. Just swallow?
Kathryn
14:41
Swallow It. Drink some f****** water. I don't know, like. Its just- it's not sanitary! Please! and it's not cute.
Speaker 1
14:51
We are still in a pandemic.
Kathryn
14:53
Exactly, he doesn't do it when I am around him. Most of the time.
Kathryn
14:59
Imagine how often he does it?
Kathryn
15:04
Like he does do it a lot, but only now to like piss me off. You know?
Kathryn
15:08
Sounds like Matthews on thin ice a little bit mad. Yeah, you better run.
Kathryn
15:14
Feeling a little threatened? Are you worried? I am going to overtake you. It's okay. Matt can't spell my name, so whatever.
Kathryn
15:25
Oh my God. K-A-T-H-E-R-I-N-E?
Speaker 1
15:33
No! That's not even how you spell it. Yeah, like-
Llana
15:38
I am sure he knew that. I am sure he knew that just to piss you off.
Speaker 1
15:41
He's trying to undermine me.
Kathryn
15:41
It's mind games. Let me tell you.
Kathryn
15:44
You know what Matthew, it's f****** on.
Kathryn
15:49
He is- he has a mind of his own, you know?
Kathryn
15:54
He has a lot of things.
Kathryn
15:56
Yeah. Do you have any other icks? I know. Well, I know your biggest ick is. Chewing noises any like chewing biting noises. Like mouth noises.
Kathryn
16:11
I can't watch mukbang videos. I don't understand why they're so interesting to people. Why they like watching them? I want to projectile vomit and then-
Kathryn
16:16
What?
Kathryn
16:20
Like throw something through drywall.
Kathryn
16:20
That's intense. However, I think it's just like havinga cozy dinner with them while they answer questions. So. Yeah, I don't know. Has that stemmed from anything?
Speaker 1
16:39
Apparently it's an actual thing. But yeah, my mom hates it too.
Kathryn
16:46
Time to Google.
Kathryn
16:46
Hatred of chewing sounds...I know this is a thing. Oh my God miso- misophonia. Feel anger or disgust and the desire to flee when they hear certain sounds chewing and similar noises from the mouth of the most often associated with the condition.
Kathryn
17:07
Oh my God. Wait, it's a phobia?
Kathryn
17:07
Uh no. It’s-
Kathryn
17:11
Oh, it's like a condition.
Kathryn
17:13
Misophonia. “Is it mental illness?” is the “others want to know” on Google.
Llana
17:23
Mental illness?
Speaker 1
17:25
Like, we got those, but this is not one of them.
Speaker 1
17:34
No, I mean. Clearly for well, for you, apparently it is. Because for me, the thing is, it didn't, it didn't bother me as much, like, when people like do chew pretty loudly. I am just like, what the hell like close your freaking mouth, please? But it has never been like I could literally Like explode, if you keep doing that.
Kathryn
17:54
I’ll explode.
Kathryn
17:55
Oh.
Kathryn
17:55
I know like, it's so bad that my mom wasn't my mom. And I both we were like watching the news with my dad who's got a pretty aggressive mustache? He always has. And we have now I think we figured it out that the reason why his breathing sound is so loud is because it goes through this mustache.
Llana
18:19
No!
Speaker 1
18:21
We both at the same time, snap and be like, “Do you have to breathe so loudly?!” And my dad just looks at us like.
Llana
18:27
Apologize. Oh my God. Maybe it's a genetic thing then.
Speaker 1
18:32
Oh probably amongst many others but yeah, that's fine. So I was also going to say men who only talk to you via.
Llana
18:43
Snapchat nail right on the head. Oh my God, I am sure both of us can like speak a ton on this level. Like, it's always.
Speaker 1
18:59
Childish, man. It's like you are 16 trying to get with everybody. You possibly can. And you don't want them to all know about each other, and I am like you're.
Llana
19:13
20, what? No.
Speaker 1
19:17
40.
Llana
19:18
Maybe so he's like a grown-ass adult using a high school app, you know. Yeah. Like at this point I.
Speaker 1
19:28
Only use it to Snapchat you and Cindy and Kirsten pictures up by nose. Yeah, the amount of times Catherine, literally has to.
Llana
19:39
Physically remind me every single day, to keep our snap streak alive because she will murder.
Speaker 1
19:44
Me if I let it die. A wolf sense of security. That we still have a friendship.
Llana
19:50
Yeah. Every time I die is actually really. Hey, use. Be kind of guys.
Speaker 1
19:55
I am actually really happy about it, and hope I never have to talk to you.
Llana
19:57
Again. Oh my God. I actually, you literally.
Speaker 1
20:01
The only person I snap constantly, which is so strange to me. I don't who not even love you, he's not even the best friend of mine.
Llana
20:10
So, sad, is that he's a?
Speaker 1
20:14
F****** Grandpa. He doesn't use it either. But that's probably a good thing. I mean, I prefer a guy just didn't use it at all. Yeah, like oh I agree thrown it back to Sofia Richie's wedding. The fact that Elliott just his social media is only following her and his company. It's crisp. Let me tell you. One of the green flags. That honestly probably won me over. And want to be too and made me want to say yes to Mr. Matthew was that be happy?
Llana
20:51
Even buy.
Speaker 1
20:52
500 followers at the time. Oh, it's like me. The Christmas morning 5K runs. Oh.
Llana
21:01
Yeah, I don't want to talk about that. Trigger warning.
Speaker 1
21:07
Out of sight, out of mind.
Llana
21:12
And then I will Be suddenly very sick on Christmas Eve and morning.
Kathryn
21:17
Your ankle is just so Iwisted, it's crazy.
Kathryn
21:20
It's really twisted, actually, you know what? That's not the best because his brother is a Physiotherapist and he'd be like b*******.
Kathryn
21:17
Speaker 1
21:33
But yeah, men- one green flag for sure is when men are private, one and when they have less than 1000 followers.
Kathryn
21:44
Yeah.
Kathryn
21:44
Old me would have been like oh like does he have friends? Like, but I have learned, I have humbled myself. That's a good thing.
Kathryn
21:59
I just got a text from one of our friends, and he's like, because he just listen to episode one and now he's going to bring this up when he hears this. Of course. I was like, did I just hear you nth degree in casual conversation?
Llana
22:12
Oh my God. Are you.
Speaker 1
22:14
Listening? He's had listened currently doing it too. Give you a. We shout out. So it's Henry by the.
Llana
22:26
Way. Oh hello Henry, which.
Speaker 1
22:29
I gotta say, Henry, super cool. So I am going to plug his app really quick because it's oh my God, look at that. So he created this app called petal PE tal and you can download it in the App Store and it's free. Oh, it's kind of like, I would describe it as Wordle, but he's gonna roast me because that's definitely not how he describes it. But it's like, You get a jungle, you get a jumble of letters and you have like a countdown to on jumble the letters and figure out the.
Llana
23:02
Word. No, that's stressful as f***. No, I changed my mind Henry. What the f*** is that? And we just.
Speaker 1
23:12
Like, you just keep trying to beat it. Right? And every now, and again, it like an apple pop-up and so the ad Revenue that he's collecting goes towards Supporting abortion services in the states. Okay.
Llana
23:27
You know what, I take back my words as I take my words, I will back you up on this.
Speaker 1
23:34
Right? So it's pretty sick. I am a lover of Wordle, a play that s*** every morning. I like try so hard to beat my mom at it. It's great. So this app pedal is like sick except I am like embarrassingly slow, you know what a for effort. I Oliver hates word.
Llana
23:56
Actually. I don't hate.
Speaker 1
23:57
Weirdo. I like hate when I lose where do you know? I am a little too competitive for it.
Llana
24:04
And when like I don't see that like five green blocks. I just like the world ends for me.
Speaker 1
24:12
I may I tell you a secret. Yes, I don't get it by number four. I Google.
Llana
24:16
It. You to manage your time. Better ties. My mom's me.
Speaker 1
24:23
Like you dirty.
Llana
24:25
Cheating. Like you're talking about it. Every morning, are you.
Speaker 1
24:35
In our family group chat? We will all post our Wordle answers and see who got it in the least number of tries. How does your mom stand that? I would get so mad. She's so good at it, but like it's hard to beat her. Oh my God, there's a cat. He's just right beside my mic, and licking his chicken leg up the chicken leg. So anyways. Hi Henry, thanks for listening. Thank you. And also, you know what? Well, we're shouting out of friends. I am a shout-out Rose for giving a house like Rising constructive criticism.
Llana
25:11
This girl wrote a freaking sa, she's like, he was it's like I have thoughts. Do you want?
Speaker 1
25:19
Constructive criticism or fake positivity in your.
Llana
25:23
Like toxic buzzes open to us. I am scared, I am .
Speaker 1
25:27
Fully I texted you. I do separately. I was like, check your feelings roses ruthless. She's like being ready. This is my.
Llana
25:35
Language.
Speaker 1
25:38
I speak.
Llana
25:39
Savagery. I.
Speaker 1
25:41
Speak only in severe deep cutting in somis.
Llana
25:48
I need that.
Speaker 1
25:57
So good. It's so accurate though. But thanks Rose. I hope I sound better because you were sitting and only last time we're sitting very close to our mics now so that things sound a little bit more consistent. Although yeah when we start to cackle like crazy people like watches, I do back. A little bit so that I don't rupture anybody's eardrums. Oh, I should do that. I probably already have. Yeah, no I am sure have which eyes? Yeah, getting glitter, I can monitor the volume level as its recorded. Oh yeah.
Llana
26:37
I need to keep looking at that. You know what? It's a learning experience. Things are gonna get better as we go.
Speaker 1
26:43
Here in well-well. Figure it out. Do we want to do totally a news article? Hell. Yeah. Cue the music. Okay, so, I think everybody, who was reading the news, IE flipping through Tick-Tock, which may I add realized after we had gone live with episode one that we totally cut out the part, where we explained that totally a news article is our segment about random s***. We find on Tick-Tock? Yes, this is what this is. Like what happens when you have to ADHD human beings in one room?
Llana
27:29
But.
Speaker 1
27:30
It's like, that's what Every time I mind, mmm, fortunate for you. Missing half the dialogue? Yeah, anyway, now that.
Llana
27:39
That's sorted. Yes, the Met Gala the Olympics of fashion.
Speaker 1
27:43
Jana Super Bowl of fashion. I literally, this is my religion every single f****** year. I remember all the looks. I remember all the best-dressed, the worst dress.
Llana
27:53
Like it's.
Speaker 1
27:55
Intense y'all but this year's theme was "Karl Lagerfeld: A line of beauty". And yes, I am rolling my eyes.
Llana
28:05
I am not the biggest fan of Carl, go off going.
Speaker 1
28:11
I am just here to like talk about glitter and things. You wanna actually has like notes written down of like history and meaning.
Llana
28:18
Yes, she's right to love fashion. And here's the thing Karl Lagerfeld.
Speaker 1
28:23
Did Rebrand Chanel.
Llana
28:25
and he did like kind of How do I even say.
Speaker 1
28:30
This? Start the movement of Brands kind of rebranding themselves like yes and successfully to. So his work was Chanel. Obviously made it so modern so fresh, but he's a terrible f****** human.
Llana
28:49
But rest in peace Carl. All right, be good. Oh yeah, I don't know. He's pretty like body phobic.
Speaker 1
29:02
Which I am not the biggest fan of that one. Yeah, not a vibe. That one quote, he had where he like.
Llana
29:12
Hated on sweatpants for God knows what reason?
Speaker 1
29:17
You mean the pants. I am currently wearing.
Llana
29:19
Literally, my uniform like key.
Speaker 1
29:22
Quote, unquote, described them as like a sign of defeat. So one piece of Juicy information. I am defeated that's why I am wearing them. I have defeated by the day of. What am I wore? A dress today. One.
Llana
29:37
Sandal you did. I don't want to wear.
Speaker 1
29:41
That.
Llana
29:42
Anymore for the deadly. It doesn't mean a sign of defeat you just want Comfort. You're practically.
Speaker 1
29:48
Human. I am just doing well. Exactly. And there's this one. I don't know her very well, but her name is Irina Shayk. And apparently, what.
Llana
29:59
People think That.
Speaker 1
30:02
Quote is the reason why she wears sweatpants to the after party, and I was like, that's a big sleigh. I love. That's a mega sleigh. Yeah, yeah. But that's not should have been peed into my sweatpants. Please? F****** sweat pant would like big gold buttons with a pearl in the middle. Yes, I love it. Asik like 90s. Chanel, ask what a Twist.
Llana
30:29
Um, but.
Speaker 1
30:30
Yeah. That's my thought on that. Do you have any favorites? Oh, yep. I do let me find them via Instagram because I don't have notes, write down.
Llana
30:43
How dare you, not remember all the designers and all Roll that before them started recording? She's like, I might. Okay. I am just, like, quickly jotting down some of my notes. I remember things, it's like paragraph. This is serious stuff. I need to fact-check things. Come on. Breathe. Okay. I think my number one. Favorite was du liebe.
Speaker 1
31:15
However, shut up. She should have had her hair up.
Llana
31:18
Yes, I agree. And also she should.
Speaker 1
31:22
Have worn the hat that came with that look. Have you seen my photo? Yes. But I can't think of it off the top of my head that the current second and it's not on this Instagram Pinterest.
Llana
31:35
Well, so do Aleppo was wearing like.
Speaker 1
31:39
Vintage Chanel and it was no Bridle. Yes, it was one of the bridal wear is and when that look first came down the runway, it had like a little matching hat and I wish I just wish you would have f****** wet. So she was just like a little good the top, you know. Yeah. Although you know, having a giant Diamond around your neck, that is true. So that is very true. It is very unrelated. Her arm tattoos are really nice. Her arms are really nice. She is just nice. She is gorgeous to me.
Llana
32:17
She is very beautiful to me. She's.
Speaker 1
32:22
Gorgeous. Okay. Your favorite or one of your.
Llana
32:26
Favorites. Um, Tosia cat. Yeah that was the best. Look like it's so controversial and I know like one.
Speaker 1
32:39
Of my friends at work her name is Ruby. She kind of.
Llana
32:42
Like sent the Doge.
Speaker 1
32:45
Hat thing to me when she first came out that Runway, and she was like I don't like this, and I was.
Llana
32:52
Like.
Speaker 1
32:53
This is revolutionary. This is Iconic. What do you mean? It's still fashion but it's like a Funny way of doing Carl. Because, yes, yes, he has a cat named, shupette and shoe pet the cat. Let us just say she's very important. She got 30% of Carl's 700 million euros when he died. Yeah, that need all that for. I don't want to know, and I am certainly not going to do the math. That's for sure. Let me see, that's fine. Well, it is 200 million euros, whatever that is in Canadian. All right. Well, we have talked about it all, didn't know. Yeah, this cat can f****** like buy a house.
Llana
33:56
Multiple actually.
Speaker 1
33:59
Okay. So 200 million euros is 298, a million 267,000, Canadian dollar choking.
Llana
34:08
Shabbat, please, I am on my knees. Please take me in. Adopt me I can meow alms for the poor. I have some more. Please. I am begging chebet. Wow, that's amazing.
Speaker 1
34:28
Yes, so do zakat and I love. Yes. All the rhinestones, and she's like kind of like a classy like the headdress and everything. Yeah.
Llana
34:37
Her interview with Emma, Chamberlain was so good. And we didn't miss a beat her humor is so dry and so subtle that it was perfect. Yeah. Like I want you to tell me that the inspiration really go into detail.
Speaker 1
34:57
Yes, I agree. I love it. It's so funny.
Llana
35:02
She's so funny. Like, and her.
Speaker 1
35:03
Like, leaving on the.
Llana
35:05
All my carpet and just like.
Speaker 1
35:07
You could see, you could see the struggle that she was having like, wanting to know if she should do it or not.
Llana
35:12
But then, in the end, she just like.
Speaker 1
35:14
Reps of fat cloud. And it's so funny to me perfect. Yep. Yeah, and Hathaway Oh my God. Yeah, that one machine. Yep, did you see the way Daniel ricciardo looked at her?
Llana
35:32
Oh, oh, yeah. And I don't blame him.
Speaker 1
35:37
I don't either I would like to be either one of them that night because even her jacket was like tweet and match her entire dress and outfit. It was just like so, putting was so the like gold safety pins. All the pearls on it, like, it was. Yeah. Chanel, but also, like, you knew was Versace. Yeah, yeah. Now that's a perfect way to describe that she looked gorgeous. I don't know who her silas's, but like for some reason and Hathaway especially in the past year, oh my God, she's been killing it, she can do no wrong mommy. Yes, water. Real quick. Calm down. Oh my gosh, she's so What the f*** you do? Oh, that was a hot mess. I don't even want to talk about it but.
Llana
36:30
Her after-party lower. Did.
Speaker 1
36:32
Look better. Yeah, I didn't. It's a good. Don't look that over. Okay. Better than what she wore to the carpet. Oh, I see it. Yeah, what the f***? That's way more real longer filled with the caller asked. Yeah. Like a pauper.
Llana
36:49
Blue in the back.
Speaker 1
36:51
Yeah, I love it. You can see the back. That's fine. She just poured on the red carpet. Like girls. If you don't want to be here, don't be here. Yeah, there's this one that I really actually two.
Llana
37:05
And they're both by.
Speaker 1
37:06
Tom Brown. Who? Absolutely? Killed the night like Tom Brown did so amaze Olivia Rodrigo like Jenna Ortega who is one of my favorite and or dagger looks so good. It just matched her like Vibe so well to like. It was so flattering on her uh nice little goth pirate. I love it. Yeah. Thanks, Les. I love you and then go, it's just given Audrey Hepburn.
Llana
37:39
She looks uh, I love it.
Speaker 1
37:41
I don't know what it is. Like again of Olivia Rodrigo because I feel like a couple of our past looks she has gotten a more mature kind of Route. Yeah. I mean she's not 12. She's yeah 1920. I was saying it's kind of refreshing to see her and it's not like overtly like crazy, like sexy either, but it's just like, so pretty. Yeah. She's Me and I love her. I do love Olivia Lottery when.
Llana
38:14
You're 20. You do not sound 24 2000. I God. Lastly. You know what? We can to end it off with Miss.
Speaker 1
38:29
Queen. Rihanna. Yes, she was gorgeous. Gorgeous. Just looking the way. ASAP Rocky watches. Her just in any capacity is like my God love is real.
Llana
38:45
Love is so real. But them like.
Speaker 1
38:47
He adores her. He like worships the ground, she walks on, and that's how it should be. And also like the beginning, look with all the flowers. Like that's me wrapped up a new day in the morning. Like that's it. That's how I feel. Yes, that Latino No wrong with that.
Llana
39:02
One and enter the sunglasses with the lashes on them.
Speaker 1
39:06
Yes. So fun. So exciting. Yeah, honestly, this Met Gala was pretty on point into the theme. I next is how big Rihanna's train was, bro. She was taking up the entire carpet. Yeah, the carpet. That was covered in Colgate toothpaste. Oh yeah. Now it's kind of ugly. Not what my I want to know what they're doing. You know? Like was the inspo Carl because I see no Carl. I see Colgate. Colgate Lagerfeld.
Llana
39:41
Ha.
Speaker 1
40:03
We don't need it anymore. Oh my God. Okay, we had a community else to talk about, but we had a few submissions to the Instagram story about what we should talk about like to yeah cuz I don't count. Yeah, it's fine. Date stories that one I will. I am going to need to like think about that one and come back. And you.
Llana
40:30
Think about that too? Like you know if anything we.
Speaker 1
40:32
Could write that car like that, comment down. Yeah I as well.
Llana
40:41
You just need to.
Speaker 1
40:42
Tell about break up hill.
Llana
40:45
Oh my God, so I don't know I was just like.
Speaker 1
40:51
Seeing this guy for four months. Okay. Okay, seeing b****, you almost have with him after two.
Llana
40:56
Months, please. I was delusional. First of all, using relationship with.
Speaker 1
41:01
An f****** fever dream. I swear to God, I forget it happened. It was like, I was trying to convince myself, but anyways, you know what, at the four-month Mark. I was just like.
Llana
41:11
Okay, I can't, I.
Speaker 1
41:12
Can't keep pretending anymore. Like, I had to let this guy go like, wasn't he also like fully being? Like, I love you and all that s***.
Llana
41:20
Yeah. Didn't you say it? Caught in French. Oh my God, I was just doing it to be nice and like, yeah, my that's how trust issues and drama are made and I know that I know, I f****** know that, that now b**** a normal person like my.
Speaker 1
41:43
Ex-boyfriend and just continuously for 11 months, when she says, I love you reply. Thank you. Thank you so much. I have spending time with you. You.
Llana
41:54
See the thing is I was a.
Speaker 1
41:56
People pleaser back then which was I am .
Llana
42:02
Like I am less of now are you?
Speaker 1
42:04
though? I know my f****** boundaries Now. Sort of okay.
Llana
42:11
Oh well, most of the time sometimes I can be a little.
Speaker 1
42:16
Too nice but that's on me that's besides the f****** point.
Llana
42:21
Here is I broke up finally ended it with the fever dream. I like, I completely blindsided him. I just like.
Speaker 1
42:32
Sweet a picnic blanket down. He thought y'all were going to eat like cheese and crackers and you're like, literally never.
Llana
42:38
Cry. We had like, we brought wine to the part. So it's got this whole time and you're just like.
Speaker 1
43:00
Obsessed. But I would be to just walk him on everything, and then he will still cry about it to his friends that he can't f*** you oof. Perhaps maybe like.
Llana
43:15
Maybe, maybe, maybe, at least we're civil. We're civil now. But, like, long story short, I broke up with him on.
Speaker 1
43:23
The hill that I used to do my undergrad at, like, the track and field Hill as I, my University, it's not far from our apartment either. Like it's a nice enough. Are Lush grassy Hill. You can. The sunrise, I one side, you can see the sunset on the other side. Village.
Llana
43:44
The four Great view.
Speaker 1
43:45
God, it's gonna be a whole nother episode in itself. Yeah.
Llana
43:52
So and then I broke up with him. He was like.
Speaker 1
43:56
Not the biggest fan of me.
Llana
43:59
What does fair you know what I respect that? It just came out of nowhere but I had to do it, you know, like you know who you are. If.
Speaker 1
44:07
You're listening to this I respect you so. Keep up the good.
Llana
44:12
Work. Yep, healthy. Yeah, I am sure what he's doing, but I had.
Speaker 1
44:26
To call him an Uber that night.
Llana
44:31
And that was very well liked, that wasn't fun for, you know, my God, how did that work though? Because like I would have because.
Speaker 1
44:40
I also broke up with someone in and around break up hill. Yes, I just went one way, and he went the other and that was it. It was fine. I haven't seen him.
Llana
44:48
since. Oh, so the thing was, he had.
Speaker 1
44:51
His stuff in mind which like I should have thought of that before heading on your.
Llana
44:55
Part. Okay, now on my part. So we just couldn't pay for a super home after you broke up, they deserved it. Yeah but like I.
Speaker 1
45:04
Literally we sat there in silence for like 20.
Llana
45:07
Minutes because like what the hell do you say to your ex? Like just in my room like in my studio apartment? Moment like.
Speaker 1
45:15
What are you going to be? Like I am gonna go to the living room. Just sits on the other side of the.
Llana
45:18
Page.
Speaker 1
45:20
I will see you later. Bye.
Llana
45:22
Bye.
Speaker 1
45:31
Just so you.
Llana
45:32
Know.
Speaker 1
45:33
Being the Uber driver.
Llana
45:35
Yeah.
Speaker 1
45:36
It's good. Grab your things and get them ready by the door for ya. I will just like leave them right there. Open the door for.
Llana
45:44
You. Yeah. So that was that story.
Speaker 1
45:49
Will save more for an actual like dating kind of. Yeah, themed one. I am sure we will do that. I feel like Amy's gonna bust through my door, if I don't say that. She is. My favorite 23:07 neighbor. She's also, basically, they.
Llana
46:10
Just terrible. She is your neighbor. Yeah. Whoopsies technical difficulty. Um.
Speaker 1
46:19
For some reason, my Wi-Fi is so slow.
Llana
46:22
Which I need to fix but.
Speaker 1
46:25
I guess we can get it off here. Yeah. So if you're listening to this on Apple or Spotify or Google, I think we're gonna try and get on. Um, I have stars. Please, please, please give us a review. A good and the reviews. Let us know what sunscreen Jana should try. Oh, that's and or what your Wordle score is that day?
Llana
46:51
If you don't want me to.
Speaker 1
46:52
Have skin cancer, Please.
Llana
46:54
Subscribe, five stars, and give me five stars. These are.
Speaker 1
46:59
Happy, great, yeah, thanks very.
Llana
47:00
Much. Follow us on Instagram. Not really.
Speaker 1
47:06
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Llana
47:31
He's.
